I think Eli is lifting much of his material from the guy that does that humor blog and became relatively notorious for his "Lost Cat" exchange. I suppose It is possible that someone would exchange so many fruitless texts.
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How much do those blocks cost? Twenty bucks? Stereotypes are not created out of whole cloth.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
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Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
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That's pretty good. While we were in Salt Lake for Thanksgiving, I received a random picture text to me with some girl late teens/early 20s in some weird seductive pose (notice that I didn't use the term "sexy") with the comment, "I got contacts now and you know you like it!!!!" Had my wife not been right next to me or in the mood for some shenanigans, we really could have gotten some good laughs out of it.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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Perfect.Originally posted by LiveCoug View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
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Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwardsComment
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I'm glad we are not doing that "let's make a thread title that sounds like that other thread title" game anymore."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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He posted a great update last night. Another text exchange with Jane.Comment
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Sure, that's believable.
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My thoughts exactly. All that did was raise suspicions about the authenticity of the first post.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostSure, that's believable.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Agreed. I found it bordering on farcical.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad JudgeComment
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Even if it's not true, I thought it was a clever and fun read. Does anyone know him?Originally posted by Donuthole View PostComment
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Here, go read thisOriginally posted by Rockland View Post
This is where your boy stole the entire concept.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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I have read it. I find both entertaining. I don't see what the big deal is.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostHere, go read this
This is where your boy stole the entire concept.Comment
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It isnt a big deal. As in, his fabricated story isn't a big deal so we should all stop talking about it.Originally posted by Rockland View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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It's not a big deal. Donut and DDD are just haters. You should totally spoof these losers on your blog.Originally posted by Rockland View PostDyslexics are teople poo...Comment
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