Right now the Mrs MRD is 9 months pregnant. She goes in to the doctor on Friday and we find out the baby is breeched. They are doing external cephalic version tomorrow and if the baby is any duress they will perform a C-section. Then on sunday I threw out my back picking up my 20 month old. Just one of those funky accidental things. Anyway one of the residents at church saw me walking and checked me out and prescribed some pain medication. Well last night right before bed I start to get sick. I end up projectile vomiting (I rarely vomit) into the toilet. This wouldn't be so bad except that when I was 13 I got in an accident and I have had a fake tooth on flipper. That flipper of course went straight to the toilet and I didnt notice it gone until I flushed the toilet.
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And you live in ass suck michigan. Yup, you win.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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wow, that's awful. I hope everything turns out well with Mrs. MRD and baby. she must be so worried.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostComment
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Oh and good luck with the version. We had to do that with our two year old.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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At Least its not wyoming.Originally posted by landpoke View Post"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
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I guess it works 60% of the time so we will see.Originally posted by Babs View Post"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
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And yet michiganers are moving here in droves. Speaks volumes.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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Obvious lie. It's MichiganDers.Originally posted by landpoke View PostAt least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
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They induced my wife immediately after they got our kid turned so the stubborn little cuss couldn't turn herself back around. I imagine they'll advise the same for you.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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Excuse the "mistake", but I really have no interest in learning the ways, customs or spellings of these wandering parasites.Originally posted by ERCougar View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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Yes it says that people will go anywhere for jobs.Originally posted by landpoke View Post"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
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They come for the jobs, they stay for the quality of life. It's God's country you know.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostThere's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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Correction, it is due east to God's Country.Originally posted by landpoke View PostI'm your huckleberry.
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Good luck MRD. I hope all goes well with the little baby! Post a picture of you with the missing tooth. tooblue should stop picking on you for a while.Comment
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LOL. landpoke still says "yup?"Originally posted by landpoke View Post
PS MRD, good luck with the bambino. Hope everything goes well and that mom and child are safe.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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