Live from the Wal-Mart @ 1:30 AM

[landpoke]

Time to play who's the weirdo:

A) Guy in a Dale Earnhart button down and bucket hat blinking way too often while trying to buy cereal

B) Thirty something guy buying 20 packs of Pokemon cards then immediately sitting on a bench to go through them.

C) Me wondering who the hell did the easy listening cover of the Thompson Twin's "Hold Me Now" playing over the pa system.

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[Donuthole]

I'm leaning towards C, mainly because if ever a one-hit wonder deserved to be made into easy listening, it's the Thompson Twins' hit. However, my vote is entirely dependent on what kind of cereal A is trying to buy.

[Moliere]

I'm leaning towards C, mainly because if ever a one-hit wonder deserved to be made into easy listening, it's the Thompson Twins' hit. However, my vote is entirely dependent on what kind of cereal A is trying to buy.

Not getting much sleep huh?

[landpoke]

I'm leaning towards C, mainly because if ever a one-hit wonder deserved to be made into easy listening, it's the Thompson Twins' hit. However, my vote is entirely dependent on what kind of cereal A is trying to buy.

Multi-grain Cheerios.

[Mormon Red Death]

Multi-grain Cheerios.

If you are having trouble pooping go with a cereal that has more bran.

[thesaint258]

Why were you at Walmart at 1:30 in the morning? The last time I was there that late, I was in college.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Why were you at Walmart at 1:30 in the morning? The last time I was there that late, I was in college.

I think Wal-Mart is the place to cruise in Wyoming.

[cowboy]

Why were you at Walmart at 1:30 in the morning? The last time I was there that late, I was in college.

Making a feminine napkin run for his wife. He doesn't mind, because he has a crush on that one checker with the nose ring, butch haircut, and OZZY RULES tramp stamp who works the midnight shift. She used to whistle at him when he'd check out, but then she lost that other tooth.

[ERCougar]

The Thompson twins are at least a two or three hit wonder.

[falafel]

Making a feminine napkin run for his wife. He doesn't mind, because he has a crush on that one checker with the nose ring, butch haircut, and OZZY RULES tramp stamp who works the midnight shift. She used to whistle at him when he'd check out, but then she lost that other tooth.

[landpoke]

Making a feminine napkin run for his wife. He doesn't mind, because he has a crush on that one checker with the nose ring, butch haircut, and OZZY RULES tramp stamp who works the midnight shift. She used to whistle at him when he'd check out, but then she lost that other tooth.

Listen jerk, I was working late and needed some lube to finish what I was doing. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Art Vandelay]

Listen jerk, I was working late and needed some lube to finish what I was doing. Nothing more, nothing less.

<speechless> and more than a little frightened.

[landpoke]

<speechless> and more than a little frightened.

Geez perv, this isn't some Katy Perry song with explicit lyrics masquerading as innuendo. I needed some LUBRICANT for the WORK I was doing. Is that better?

[landpoke]

Witnessed the mating ritual of the electric cart people tonight. The female bobbed her head back and forth until the male showed some interest. Then they rolled toward each other to, I assume, seal the deal. It was beautiful.

[Babs]

Witnessed the mating ritual of the electric cart people tonight. The female bobbed her head back and forth until the male showed some interest. Then they rolled toward each other to, I assume, seal the deal. It was beautiful.

I hope there's an extra-special waiting line in the walmart in hell for the people who use those carts - especially for the couples who use two carts side-by-side and manage to render entire sectors of the store impassible.

I went to walmart for the first time in eight months to buy school supplies. There were so many electric carts in use (misuse?) that the store was almost unnavigable. Although to be fair, the carts were assisted in this effort by all the unaccompanied children running wild like savages through the untamed retail landscape.