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  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711

    #16
    Heidi Klum, Fortune gave
    Seal a stunning wife; he's such
    A lucky foca
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • pellegrino
      miserere me
      • Jan 2009
      • 12100

      #17
      Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
      Heidi Klum, Fortune gave
      Seal a stunning wife; he's such
      A lucky foca
      this is excellent, especially the last line.
      Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
      God forgives many things for an act of mercy
      Alessandro Manzoni

      Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

      pelagius

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69830

        #18
        Sorry. I don't get the hype. Always seemed like a dumb gimmick to me.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • wuapinmon
          Soul Plumber
          • Dec 2008
          • 30711

          #19
          Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
          this is excellent, especially the last line.
          Does that make her a mother foca?
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #20
            I knew I was old
            When I no longer knew the
            Swimsuit models names
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711

              #21
              Australia dunes
              Paulina Porizkova
              Lace elevated
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • wuapinmon
                Soul Plumber
                • Dec 2008
                • 30711

                #22
                Christie Brinkley posed
                In US Virgin Islands;
                Quiet reverence
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • marsupial
                  Mississippi Queen
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 3678

                  #23
                  Originally posted by jamepeterson
                  Swimsuits made of technologically advanced fabrics biomimetically designed with a surface that mimics the rough shark denticles to reduce drag along key areas of the body. The characteristics of the fabric improve shape retention and increase muscle compression to reduce vibration and retain muscle shape to reduce fatigue and power loss.
                  Welcome to the board JP. You seem to have an interest in swimsuits. Please visit Ellis Island and tell us more about yourself.
                  What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                  -Teenage Dirtbag

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                  • New Mexican Disaster
                    Suomalainen
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 4549

                    #24
                    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                    Heidi Klum, Fortune gave
                    Seal a stunning wife; he's such
                    A lucky foca
                    Bravo!

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                    • FMCoug
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 6825

                      #25
                      The draft dodging one is a real rocket scientist:

                      "I really wanted to serve in the IDF, but I don't regret not enlisting, because it paid off big time," she said. "That's just the way it is, celebrities have other needs. I hope my case has influenced the army."

                      Refaeli, the Sports Illustrated 2009 cover girl continued: "Israel or Uganda, what difference does it make? It makes no difference to me. Why is it good to die for our country? What, isn't it better to live in New York? Why should 18-year-old kids have to die? It's dumb that people have to die so that I can live in Israel."
                      "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                      • old_gregg
                        scaly man fish
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 16915

                        #26
                        Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                        The draft dodging one is a real rocket scientist:
                        goyishe kop
                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                        • FMCoug
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 6825

                          #27
                          Originally posted by camleish View Post
                          goyishe kop
                          I had to google the Yiddish but yeah. Pretty much.
                          "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                          • dabrockster
                            Senior Member
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 11008

                            #28
                            And that's all I got to say about that....

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                            • Commando
                              Explosivo
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 20748

                              #29
                              Wuap, did you write those haikus? Awesome.
                              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • Devildog
                                Motor Boatin' SOB
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 1239

                                #30
                                Haikus about swimsuit models?

                                I swear it's a wonder some of you ever got laid.
                                "We should remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school."
                                -Thucydides

                                "Study strategy over the years and achieve the spirit of the warrior. Today is victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men."
                                -Miyamoto Musashi

                                Si vis pacem, para bellum

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