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  • oxcoug
    Dolphins Rape Hipsters
    • Dec 2009
    • 5309

    #1

    SLC airport 'free wifi'

    Total bullshit. What a joke.

    I've been at three different spots in the B terminal and get constant disruptions to connectivity which is why I'm now posting on CUF from my !)@?ing phone.

    Memo to the incompetent pricks who are costing me prime Jimmer time:

    If you cant deliver the goods for 'free' as you are currently advertising all over your airport either

    (a) stop advertising it that everyone shld congratulate you and/or
    (b)let someone who can deliver come in and SELL it to people like me who will gladly PAY for it so we can cruise Jimmer porn and maybe even get some work done.
    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.
  • thesaint258
    aka Benito Hazard
    • Jan 2009
    • 3005

    #2
    You know you weren't really going to get any work done. We're all friends here, so it's okay to be honest about your procrastination. Reading articles and tweets about Jimmer is a pretty good reason to put off work.
    Not that, sickos.

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    • YOhio
      Hipster Mode
      • Nov 2008
      • 26165

      #3
      I've heard very positive reports of the Denver Airport free wifi. You should try that next time you're looking for free airport wifi.

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      • Mormon Red Death
        BYU Delenda Est
        • Nov 2008
        • 8077

        #4
        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
        I've heard very positive reports of the Denver Airport free wifi. You should try that next time you're looking for free airport wifi.
        Little Rock Arkansas Free wifi is really good too.
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        • old_gregg
          scaly man fish
          • Nov 2009
          • 16915

          #5
          Doesn't McCarran have free wifi?
          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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          • NorthwestUteFan
            אלוף
            • Oct 2010
            • 3384

            #6
            You get what you pay for. Last time I used the 'free wifi' at SLC my laptop picked up a nasty rootkit virus (and I had what I thought was a very good antivirus system).

            Next time it will wear a condom and stay in the bag.

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #7
              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
              I've heard very positive reports of the Denver Airport free wifi. You should try that next time you're looking for free airport wifi.
              that thread brings back great memories. I need to get out to DEN sometime soon and check out the free wi-fi again. Maybe we can hit it up over Spring Break.
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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              • Coach McGuirk
                1
                • Nov 2008
                • 12109

                #8
                Originally posted by camleish View Post
                Doesn't McCarran have free wifi?
                McCarran airport free wifi is amazing. Used it yesterday and I would rank it very high. Give it a try, Ox.

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                • Green Monstah
                  Royal Rooter
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 14001

                  #9
                  Starlink on United flights is a game changer. Handled video streaming like a boss.
                  Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                  "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                  • Pelado
                    Bald not naked
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 21202

                    #10
                    I enjoyed it on ne leg of a recent flight. Unfortunately, it was only available for the one segment out of four on that trip (the shortest).
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                    • Green Monstah
                      Royal Rooter
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 14001

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                      I enjoyed it on ne leg of a recent flight. Unfortunately, it was only available for the one segment out of four on that trip (the shortest).
                      Same. I think only regional jets have it.
                      Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                      "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                      • Moliere
                        One man.....one pie
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 27918

                        #12
                        I flew out of SLC today and ended up in terminal B even though it was a Delta flight. I found a cheat code though, the Sky Club in Terminal B is much less busy than the one in terminal A. I think there were maybe a dozen people in the Sky Club when I got there and maybe another dozen showed up by the time I left, but there was room for ten times that.
                        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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