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Originally posted by Clark Addison
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The dog was never even supposed to be in the house. I opened the front door to my brother and his pesky little dog darted in and peed everywhere."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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I'll know better next time.Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Wait, the brother that said he would never own a dog is the same brother whose dog peed in your house?Originally posted by Pelado View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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Yes. I think he was just trying to be funny. I can't really identify with that.Originally posted by falafel View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Neither can he.Originally posted by Pelado View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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one of the 3 nephites?Originally posted by YOhio View Post
Also the dog probably just wanted to eat the kid and left dissapointed.Comment
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I was about to post the SAME THING. Darn you for being way faster.Originally posted by BigPiney View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Ha maybe the translation should have been 3 dogs, roaming the earth and helping people, until Jesus comes back. I could believe in that.Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
When one of those 3 dogs finds you lost in the mountains and helps you get rescued BP, I hope you finally see the light."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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BP might prefer to starve and die in the mountains.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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My dog, sensing that bigpiney would be at my house in January, decided to leave this earth a few weeks earlier, rather than subject himself to his fury. Steelblue's dogs have no idea no frail their existence was, as they cowered in the garage, just a few feet from BP as we watched the Baylor game in the living room.Comment
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I always see people bringing their dogs to the grocery store. That is absolutely disgusting. I can understand Home Depot (my dad does thatOriginally posted by USUC View Post
) because I'm not eating most of the stuff I buy from there. But keep your nasty dog away from my food!
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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