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  • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post

    You need to work on your backup skills.

    At least you have the right gender.

    Edited! Sorry SM.

    "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
    "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
    - SeattleUte

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    • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post


      Edited! Sorry SM.
      Ha ha no worries.

      Also, my dog is trying to turn me to BP's way of thinking. He failed a meet and greet for the border we wanted him to stay at because he could not calm down. It is so stressful trying to find places for him to stay.

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      • Having the dog you take to the dog park try to hump other dogs is embarassing. But it's better than having that dog be the humpee.
        Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

        For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

        Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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        • Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
          Having the dog you take to the dog park try to hump other dogs is embarassing. But it's better than having that dog be the humpee.
          Stop shaming victims!
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • From Desert Solitaire, I really enjoyed this passage. Made me think of BP:

            We need coyotes more than we need, let us say, more people, of whom we have already an extravagant surplus, or more domesticated dogs, which in all fairness could and should be ground up into hamburger and used as emergency coyote food, to raise their spirits and perhaps improve the tenor of their predawn howling.

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            • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
              From Desert Solitaire, I really enjoyed this passage. Made me think of BP:
              Wow what a terrible sentiment. Need to counteract that with some goodness:

              FJWpGGzWYAUuhwq.jfif
              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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              • Coyote shortage? Lol. Stop.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  Coyote shortage? Lol. Stop.
                  Don't get distracted from the main point here.

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                  • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post

                    Wow what a terrible sentiment. Need to counteract that with some goodness:

                    FJWpGGzWYAUuhwq.jfif
                    I love safely endangered.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • I have a complicated relationship with dogs and pets in general, especially today, but if you are the target market for this thread, and haven't seen SVP's tribute to his late dog, Otis, you should give it a watch:

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                      • thanks for sharing, clark. i've never considered myself a dog person, but when I had to put down my 13 yo shorthaired pointer, i bawled like a baby. just an awful experience.
                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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                        • Thank you Clark. That was really nice.
                          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                          - SeattleUte

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                          • Geez. Just when I was feeling good about my Ode to Kujo.​​​​​

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                            • I hate dogs - but I hate not being loved even more.

                              What kind of dog should I get?

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                              • Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                                I hate dogs - but I hate not being loved even more.

                                What kind of dog should I get?
                                We love you, clack.
                                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                - Goatnapper'96

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