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  • #76
    Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
    Also would have been better with provolone.
    You forgot to mention your other superpower. Doubling down.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

      You forgot to mention your other superpower. Doubling down.
      I'll die on the provolone-is-better-than-American-on-cheesesteaks hill. You can't shame me into raising processed cheese food on my hierarchy of cheeses!
      Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

      "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post

        I'll die on the provolone-is-better-than-American-on-cheesesteaks hill. You can't shame me into raising processed cheese food on my hierarchy of cheeses!
        I think you have made your point.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post

          I'll die on the provolone-is-better-than-American-on-cheesesteaks hill. You can't shame me into raising processed cheese food on my hierarchy of cheeses!
          I agree with you on this one as well, but I tend to hide it. When I order a cheese steak with provolone in Philly I avoid eye contact. I think it was John Kerry who was mocked mercilessly during his presidential campaign for that order.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post

            That's also my go-to cheese. Next on the list is smoked gouda.
            Sam's has individually packaged cheese squares with a mix of havarti and gouda. It is extremely popular at our house.
            “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
              Also would have been better with provolone.
              I've done it with provolone. There was something there with the American that the provolone just doesn't bring. Probably the carcinogens. But still, it was darn tasty.
              τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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              • #82
                Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                Like that guy in the movie Mystery Men whose superpower was invisibility but only if no one was looking, my myriad superpowers can only be perceived by me.
                Haha! That was such a great dumb movie. I think your superpower is describing colonoscopies.

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                • #83
                  My superpower is turning 1 hour home projects into 4 hour home projects and one trip to Lowes for supplies for said project into 3 trips to Lowes for supplies.

                  Impressive, to be sure. But not a superpower many people are jealous of.

                  My wife thinks my superpower is trying out recipes with less than precision measurements, adding my own twist to some of the ingredients, and having it turn out well. To be clear - we aren't talking about creating my own recipes. We're just talking about generally following someone else's recipes and having it turn out better than she thought it should.

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                  • #84
                    My real super power: gaining weight. My body wants to weigh 330 pounds. I work my ass off, burn tons of calories and I struggle to get under 310. I’ve been 265 pounds twice in the last decade and immediately bounced up above 300 effortlessly.
                    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                    • #85
                      Lately mine is if it can go wrong, it will.

                      The power went out last night at 6:45 pm. It was not on this morning. We have a transformer in our backyard. This afternoon they narrowed it down to that one that is cause our block to be without power. So now the power company is in my backyard digging a big hole so they can pull the line and fix it where it is broken. After the wet winter this year, the groundwater level is really high. Once they hit 2 ft deep they hit water. Now it is filling up faster than they can pump it out.

                      they don't think they will have it restored before the morning. Ugh.

                      I am guessing everything in the fridge and freezer will be lost.

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                      • #86
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                        I'm like LeBron James.
                        -mpfunk

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                          My real super power: gaining weight. My body wants to weigh 330 pounds. I work my ass off, burn tons of calories and I struggle to get under 310. I’ve been 265 pounds twice in the last decade and immediately bounced up above 300 effortlessly.
                          Have you thought about trying Ozempic?
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • #88
                            I was on the other one (can’t remember the name), and then supply ran out in my area.
                            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                            • #89
                              Yay! power on at 2 last night. If I let everything freeze back up I can just pretend that it all ok right?

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                                I was on the other one (can’t remember the name), and then supply ran out in my area.
                                Interesting. Did you see any benefit?
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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