2008 CUFFY AWARDS: Best Gentile Poster

[Gidget]

Not really. More pompous wind bag issues. But, again, that is speaking only for myself.

LOL funny stuff

[RobinFinderson]

It sounded more like the voice of a pompous windbag to me, but I am only spekaing for myself.

An old fart named Creekster McCreek,
Deaf to things said tongue in cheek,
Leveled his index,
Cleaned his bi-specs with Windex,
And cried out, "My Depends sprung a leak!"

[creekster]

An old fart named Creekster McCreek,
Deaf to things said tongue in cheek,
Leveled his index,
Cleaned his bi-specs with Windex,
And Cried out, "My Depends sprung a leak!"

Here's the thing: tongue in cheek is funny for, say, the first 10 or 20 posts. After that, it seems (at least here) a little too, well, self-satisfied.

Again, speaking only for myself.

[RobinFinderson]

Here's the thing: tongue in cheek is funny for, say, the first 10 or 20 posts. After that, it seems (at least here) a little too, well, self-satisfied.

Again, speaking only for myself.

It's a leitmotif.

[YOhio]

An old fart named Creekster McCreek,
Deaf to things said tongue in cheek,
Leveled his index,
Cleaned his bi-specs with Windex,
And cried out, "My Depends sprung a leak!"

He's not a monkey but he's an ape,
Lives in the land of the vineyard grape,
Down by the creek but not in a van,
You can tell he's not Robin's number one fan,
So he can't make a post without a typo,
I can't think of a hypo,
Where creekster isn't the best.

I don't care that the last line doesn't rhyme.

[beelzebabette]

Here's the thing: tongue in cheek is funny for, say, the first 10 or 20 posts. After that, it seems (at least here) a little too, well, self-satisfied.

Again, speaking only for myself.

Not to be putting words in RF's mouth, as he's happy to do for womankind, but I'm pretty sure Robin's smart enough to know he sounds like a buffoon. For the sake of CUF entertainment, he appears to be taking one for the team to keep the rest of us amused with his representation.

I understand the rest of you married folk go home, make eyes at your wife without speaking to her while avoiding eye contact with all females at work. It leaves me grateful I have Robin to act as my voice, and I will speak up in his defense.

[TripletDaddy]

Not to be putting words in RF's mouth, as he's happy to do for womankind, but I'm pretty sure Robin's smart enough to know he sounds like a buffoon. For the sake of CUF entertainment, he appears to be taking one for the team to keep the rest of us amused with his representation.

I understand the rest of you married folk go home, make eyes at your wife without speaking to her while avoiding eye contact with all females at work. It leaves me grateful I have Robin to act as my voice, and I will speak up in his defense.

you are not giving robinfinderson enough credit. he is also the self-appointed voice for atheist windbaggery, as well.

[RobinFinderson]

you are not giving robinfinderson enough credit. he is also the self-appointed voice for atheist windbaggery, as well.

And the man who gave birth to the Mormon Poetry Movement (MPM).

P.S. Well done YOhio. The father of the MPM approves.

[beelzebabette]

you are not giving robinfinderson enough credit. he is also the self-appointed voice for atheist windbaggery, as well.

That may be true, but until that makes his member status, I will stay on topic.

[Donuthole]

This whole thread is pretty damn funny. Nice work, all.

[beelzebabette]

This whole thread is pretty damn funny. Nice work, all.

As the self-appointed spokesman for this thread, by virtue of the fact I participated in it, I thank you on behalf of the other participants.

[YOhio]

The father of the MPM approves.

As TD can attest, your numerous claims to fatherhood ring false.

[creekster]

He's not a monkey but he's an ape,
Lives in the land of the vineyard grape,
Down by the creek but not in a van,
You can tell he's not Robin's number one fan,
So he can't make a post without a typo,
I can't think of a hypo,
Where creekster isn't the best.

I don't care that the last line doesn't rhyme.

Now THAT's good poetry!

[TripletDaddy]

As TD can attest, your numerous claims to fatherhood ring false.

Save one....the Father of all Lies.

[RobinFinderson]

you are not giving robinfinderson enough credit. he is also the self-appointed voice for atheist windbaggery, as well.

Add to that 'Wall Street Rock Star.'

So many hats, but only one head. Lucky for me it is a big one.