2008 CUFFY AWARDS: Best Gentile Poster

[Tim]

The nominees for Best Gentile Poster are:

- SeattleUte
- landpoke
- Babs
- Solon


The 2008 Cuffy Award for Best Gentile Poster goes to: Solon

[Solon]

The nominees for Best Gentile Poster are:

- SeattleUte
- landpoke
- Babs
- Solon


The 2008 Cuffy Award for Best Gentile Poster goes to: Solon

I'm truly honored.

But, to set the record straight, I still go to church at least once a month and only drink beer when I'm out of town.

[MindfulCoug]

I'm truly honored.

But, to set the record straight, I still go to church at least once a month and only drink beer when I'm out of town.

Congratulation Solon!

So ..ex-Mormons and borderline Mormons and people who are cruising around the Mormon church are considered as Gentile?? The diversity in here is unbelievable!
Although i have voted for Rocky's but how come this beautiful line did not receive any nomination for best signature? What a shame..

[Solon]

Congratulation Solon!

So ..ex-Mormons and borderline Mormons and people who are cruising around the Mormon church are considered as Gentile?? The diversity in here is unbelievable!
Although i have voted for Rocky's but how come this beautiful line did not receive any nomination for best signature? What a shame..

This is why you need to stick around here, Mindful, to give this place more diversity.

And to be totally forthcoming about my signature line, Augustine is repeating a prayer he sinfully uttered earlier in life, before he had truly committed to God.

I'm the one without restraint (but I am chaste). Not Augustine.

[RobinFinderson]

This is why you need to stick around here, Mindful, to give this place more diversity.

And to be totally forthcoming about my signature line, Augustine is repeating a prayer he sinfully uttered earlier in life, before he had truly committed to God.

I'm the one without restraint (but I am chaste). Not Augustine.

And along with what Solon said, we need you here, Mindful, because you are pretty damn hot, as far as faceless & bodiless internet presences go. You are our desert minx, our touchstone with the conflicts of the Middle East, the sexy Muslim chick wrapped up like a Christmas present in a burka. In our minds you are better than the perfect cross between Lara Logan and Christiane Amanpour. And even though we know perfectly well that, in person, you may simply be an average looking, above average witty, modern-day Iranian, you mean so much more to us. So never leave us. Please say you will stay forever. Pretty please. We love you.

[MindfulCoug]

The language is telling me there must have been an after award party somewhere ,which I did not receive the invitation.

Quite Intoxicated..

[TripletDaddy]

The language is telling me there must have been an after award party somewhere ,which I did not receive the invitation.

Quite Intoxicated..

hack

[MindfulCoug]

hack

You did not receive the invitation either I can say. Quite Sober!

[creekster]

And along with what Solon said, we need you here, Mindful, because you are pretty damn hot, as far as faceless & bodiless internet presences go. You are our desert minx, our touchstone with the conflicts of the Middle East, the sexy Muslim chick wrapped up like a Christmas present in a burka. In our minds you are better than the perfect cross between Lara Logan and Christiane Amanpour. And even though we know perfectly well that, in person, you may simply be an average looking, above average witty, modern-day Iranian, you mean so much more to us. So never leave us. Please say you will stay forever. Pretty please. We love you.

I don't disagree with the idea that Mindful is a worthy addition to the board, but I would liek to knwo who appointed you spokesperson for anyone besides yourself.

[MindfulCoug]

I don't disagree with the idea that Mindful is a worthy addition to the board, but I would liek to knwo who appointed you spokesperson for anyone besides yourself.

How could you possibly underestimate his legendary ability of multiplying robin and not give him the credit of implementing the word "we"?

[RobinFinderson]

I don't disagree with the idea that Mindful is a worthy addition to the board, but I would liek to knwo who appointed you spokesperson for anyone besides yourself.

Creekster, Creekster, Creekster,

To quote my favorite president for quoting:

I earned capital, political capital, and now I intend to spend it.

and:

We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their, their love, with women all across the country.

So you see, when I bested DDD in our head-to-head duel in the "Best Non-Sports Post" category, the equivalent of the "Best Documentary" category at the Oscars, and I did so with a thread regarding ladies' issues, I became the de facto spokesperson for ladies' issues. And because I won handedly, by more votes than we have women on this board, meaning that many men also recognized my powerful voice for ladies' issues, it is only reasonable that I am the official voice for ladies issues. It is even my official title under my avatar. And because Mindful is clearly a lady with some issues, I speak to her with the voice of authority. Elections have consequences.

[RobinFinderson]

How could you possibly underestimate his legendary ability of multiplying robin and not give him the credit of implementing the word "we"?

On the other hand, Mindful might be right and I am merely speaking for myself and all of my plethora of CougarGuard personas.

[creekster]

Creekster, Creekster, Creekster,

To quote my favorite president for quoting:



and:



So you see, when I bested DDD in our head-to-head duel in the "Best Non-Sports Post" category, the equivalent of the "Best Documentary" category at the Oscars, and I did so with a thread regarding ladies' issues, I became the de facto spokesperson for ladies' issues. And because I won handedly, by more votes than we have women on this board, meaning that many men also recognized my powerful voice for ladies' issues, it is only reasonable that I am the official voice for ladies issues. It is even my official title under my avatar. And because Mindful is clearly a lady with some issues, I speak to her with the voice of authority. Elections have consequences.

It sounded more like the voice of a pompous windbag to me, but I am only spekaing for myself.

[RobinFinderson]

It sounded more like the voice of a pompous windbag to me, but I am only spekaing for myself.

Reeer! Sounds like you are having some ladies' issues.

[creekster]

Reeer! Sounds like you are having some ladies' issues.

Not really. More pompous wind bag issues. But, again, that is speaking only for myself.