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  • Babs
    Not a Lawyer
    • Nov 2008
    • 17128

    #31
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    I'm not sure if we can call it a win or a loss. I mean, it is what it is.
    well, there you have it.

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    • landpoke
      Never once baby snatched
      • Nov 2008
      • 4183

      #32
      Originally posted by Tim View Post
      Holy crap, you went to law school? I thought you were a lower-middle-class oil company blue-collar laborer. I just assumed by the fact that you're from Wyoming that you had no education... nor teeth.
      I find your bigotry toward working folks disturbing. Welcome to Obama's America I guess.
      There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

      Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

      Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
      Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

      Tomorrow is Saturday
      And Sunday comes afterwards

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      • John McClain
        Comfortably Numb
        • Dec 2009
        • 1012

        #33
        Now, now LP, don't go stressing about Tim. I suspect "he's all hat and no cattle."
        Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
        Albert Einstein

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        • Non Sequitur
          Where did I put my bodkin
          • Nov 2008
          • 5773

          #34
          An old boss -- from Tennessee -- used to always say, "That boy is like a lost dog in tall weeds."
          "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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          • Uncle Ted
            The Big 12 money shot.
            • Apr 2010
            • 28853

            #35
            "A diarrhea of words and a constipation of thoughts." (Which sums up this thread pretty well.)
            "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
            "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
            "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • DU Ute
              RIP CUF
              • Dec 2008
              • 7393

              #36
              I heard a lot of good ones from my drill sgts in basic training, but they're all too vulgar or homophobic to repeat on a family message board.
              "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
              "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
              "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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              • FN Phat
                I ♥ gateway sex
                • Feb 2009
                • 8691

                #37
                Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                I find your bigotry toward working folks disturbing. Welcome to Obama's America I guess.
                It is not only disturbing, it is predictable.
                I'm your huckleberry.


                "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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                • clackamascoug
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 9709

                  #38
                  A. If momma ain't happy - ain't nobody happy.

                  B. Treated that, like a rented mule.

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                  • BlueHair
                    Boom Bitches!!!
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 2894

                    #39
                    Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                    I find your bigotry toward working folks disturbing. Welcome to Obama's America I guess.
                    I thought Socialists loved the working man and hated the businessman. No?
                    Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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                    • landpoke
                      Never once baby snatched
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 4183

                      #40
                      Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
                      I thought Socialists loved the working man and hated the businessman. No?
                      Obama's islamo-facist version of socialism is different. Everyone in the private sector, no matter their station, is the enemy. Government is the only good.
                      There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                      Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                      Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                      Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                      Tomorrow is Saturday
                      And Sunday comes afterwards

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69656

                        #41
                        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                        A. If momma ain't happy - ain't nobody happy.

                        B. Treated that, like a rented mule.
                        Come on, this thread is for meaningless cliches. Those both make perfect sense.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Portland Ute
                          Junior Member
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 5647

                          #42
                          Originally posted by DU's cUTEy View Post
                          To each his own....

                          My favorite from dad was "useless as tits on a bull."
                          "As worthless as tits on a boar pig."

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                          • The_Tick
                            Made something of myself
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 7284

                            #43
                            Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.

                            If God intended you talk talk more than listen, he would have given you 2 mouths and only 1 ear.

                            An idle mind is the devils playground.

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                            • wuapinmon
                              Soul Plumber
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 30711

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Babs View Post
                              no, that was entirely different. That was just your regular ol' run-of-the-mill CUF-style blashphemy.
                              No, it was that it was.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • FN Phat
                                I ♥ gateway sex
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 8691

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
                                "As worthless as tits on a boar pig hog."
                                Fixed that for you.
                                I'm your huckleberry.


                                "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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