The wife and kid are away.

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Color Me Badd Fan
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 12519

    #1

    The wife and kid are away.

    It's pretty cool for about one day. The rugrat isn't harassing you. Free reign over the remote. You can do whatever you want.

    Then it starts sucking. My wife and daughter are going to be gone for another 15 days. It's by far the longest time I've ever been away from my wife and/or daughter.
    Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”
  • marsupial
    Mississippi Queen
    • Nov 2008
    • 3678

    #2
    At least you have your avatar to keep you company.
    What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
    -Teenage Dirtbag

    Comment

    • Donuthole
      Official Outgayer
      • Nov 2008
      • 25255

      #3
      Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
      It's pretty cool for about one day. The rugrat isn't harassing you. Free reign over the remote. You can do whatever you want.

      Then it starts sucking. My wife and daughter are going to be gone for another 15 days. It's by far the longest time I've ever been away from my wife and/or daughter.
      Yup. Happens every summer for me, too. I try to make the most of it by taking on projects around the house to keep me busy. Last year I tiled our guest bathroom. The year before I tiled our master bathroom. This year I have a couple projects I'd really like to undertake, but they're both bigger than I can do in the 7-day span unless I take a couple days off work (which wouldn't go over too well with Mrs. Donut.) So I either need to find a smaller project to undertake, or rent a lot of movies.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

      Comment

      • SteelBlue
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 8189

        #4
        Fifteen days sounds about perfect to me. Quit whining you lucky sob.

        Comment

        • MarkGrace
          Grooveshark dick tease
          • Dec 2008
          • 31546

          #5
          Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
          Fifteen days sounds about perfect to me. Quit whining you lucky sob.
          lol
          So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

          Comment

          • Moliere
            One man.....one pie
            • Oct 2009
            • 27860

            #6
            Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
            It's pretty cool for about one day. The rugrat isn't harassing you. Free reign over the remote. You can do whatever you want.

            Then it starts sucking. My wife and daughter are going to be gone for another 15 days. It's by far the longest time I've ever been away from my wife and/or daughter.
            Are you me?

            I'm currently in the same situation only for 13 days. Come on over and we'll throw back some cold ones (root beer of course) and watch Arrested Development reruns.
            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

            Comment

            • UtahDan
              *
              • Nov 2008
              • 14496

              #7
              Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
              Fifteen days sounds about perfect to me. Quit whining you lucky sob.
              Word to this. Two weeks is just right.

              Comment

              • BigPiney
                Huge Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 12362

                #8
                Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                Are you me?

                I'm currently in the same situation only for 13 days. Come on over and we'll throw back some cold ones (root beer of course) and watch Arrested Development reruns.
                I start mine tomorrow. One week of them away, adn then one week of me in San Diego for work and possibly lunch with Jeff Lebowski.

                Comment

                • Hazzard
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 199

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                  It's pretty cool for about one day. The rugrat isn't harassing you. Free reign over the remote. You can do whatever you want.

                  Then it starts sucking. My wife and daughter are going to be gone for another 15 days. It's by far the longest time I've ever been away from my wife and/or daughter.
                  Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                  Are you me?

                  I'm currently in the same situation only for 13 days. Come on over and we'll throw back some cold ones (root beer of course) and watch Arrested Development reruns.
                  Count me in. My wife left for 14 days last Saturday. I gotta say I'm enjoying this one. I've eaten nachos almost every night this week and I'm watching some DVR'd golf right now. I was never one to enjoy the silence for too long, but having a kid changed all that.

                  Comment

                  • landpoke
                    Never once baby snatched
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 4183

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
                    Fifteen days sounds about perfect to me. Quit whining you lucky sob.
                    No shit. My wife has never taken the kids out of town with her for more than a night or two EVER. Its starting to piss me off.
                    There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                    Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                    Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                    Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                    Tomorrow is Saturday
                    And Sunday comes afterwards

                    Comment

                    • RC Vikings
                      Known Heterosexual
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 8789

                      #11
                      Keep track of all the bottle caps and make sure to clear your history.

                      Comment

                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                        Time to camp
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26082

                        #12
                        I always have to leave since ldc never does.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

                        Comment

                        • Jeff Lebowski
                          Corporate lackey for Jesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 69634

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                          I start mine tomorrow. One week of them away, adn then one week of me in San Diego for work and possibly lunch with Jeff Lebowski.
                          Yeah we should do that this year. You like the Tin Fish?
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

                          Comment

                          • Mormon Red Death
                            BYU Delenda Est
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 8077

                            #14
                            I spend 4 days and 3 nights every week in new orleans. It gets old without the wife and kids but its not the worst thing ever
                            "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

                            "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

                            Comment

                            Working...