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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
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Too late. Creepy meter is redlining.
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You have no idea how much of the creep I have to suppress on a daily basis.
Too late. Creepy meter is redlining.
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
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Well he thinks Jews are dirty liars and doesn't want women to speak in church, so at least he is an equal opportunity bigot.Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.Comment
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That reminds me of an experience my oldest daughter had when we lived in Texas. A girl in her class kept bringing anti Mormon stuff to school and harassing her. Then one day she brought all the anti Jew, Muslim, Catholic, JW, etc. Pamphlets too. Told my daughter that "we don't just hate Mormons, we hate all other religions."Originally posted by Sullyute View Post"It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."Comment
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That's funny. In Houston, I never got anti'd, and generally found that peoe were more interested in my character than my beliefs.Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View PostJesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James PattersonComment
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Houston is much less Texan than Dallas.Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Similarly, my experience in Texas couldn't have been more different than those mentioned above, though I never lived there, just did business. Most of my time spent in Houston and Dallas has been delivering bad news and giving people every reason in the world to hate me - they knew I was from Utah and most likely mormon, yet I was always treated fairly and got along with people. Perhaps they key is talking hunting so they forget all the reasons they might want to hang you.Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
I'm like LeBron James.
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Yeah, Houston is more like Louisiana. They're mainly into that crazy voodoo sh*t there and will just stick pins into ken and barbie dolls.Originally posted by Moliere View Post"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostSimilarly, my experience in Texas couldn't have been more different than those mentioned above, though I never lived there, just did business. Most of my time spent in Houston and Dallas has been delivering bad news and giving people every reason in the world to hate me - they knew I was from Utah and most likely mormon, yet I was always treated fairly and got along with people. Perhaps they key is talking hunting so they forget all the reasons they might want to hang you.
The City of Hate got to hate.
The thing I noticed about Texans is they are less likely to give someone a lack of love about the color of their skin than their religion. Places like Arizona and Utah, on the other hand, it seems if you are not completely white you are not completely welcome. Half of the Texans had nice sun tans when it became a Republic so maybe that has something to do with it. As for religion, in light to all the recent church essays most of the sh*t my Texan friends were telling about turns out to be true. God bless them.Last edited by Uncle Ted; 12-04-2014, 07:53 AM."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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http://www.cnbc.com/id/102107520?slide=2
Play-Doh's cake icing attachment. Some parents are pissed off about a toy that looks like a middle finger.
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October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
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I think it looks more like a spaceship.I'm like LeBron James.
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I think it looks more like an underwater castle spire.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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Artificial inseminator.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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My Very First Buttplug™Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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Awesome...Originally posted by cowboy View Posthttp://www.cnbc.com/id/102107520?slide=2
Play-Doh's cake icing attachment. Some parents are pissed off about a toy that looks like a middle finger.
The issue? The kit's frosting "extruder," which is used to squeeze icing onto the play cakes"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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