After seeing this photo
my daughter said "Look Mom... Jesus is eating pancakes"
my daughter said "Look Mom... Jesus is eating pancakes"
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"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla -
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I was scrolling through our Netflix instant que to find a show for my four year old. When I scrolled past the poster for The Proposition, he said, "Noooo, Not the Jesus one!"
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My kids were about 8 (boy with aspergers) & 6 (boy who is altogether too normal), sitting in front of the Chistus statue in the SLC visitor's center. I tried to use the socratic method to coax some answers out of them and induce learning.
Me: "What is Jesus doing?" (looking for something like "showing us the nail prints in his hands")
6-yo: "He's dancing."
8-yo: "Oh no! Jesus DOES NOT DANCE!"
sister missionary leading the tour with only my family in it - <snorts while stifling a laugh>
Me: "I don't think he's dancing. Look at his hands..."
8-yo: I know! "He's MIMING!" (proceeds to do his best solemn Marcel Marceau impersonation)
both sister missionaries <laughing openly - but trying not to embarrass the boys>
Voice over PA system at Visitor's Center: "Behold, I am Jesus Christ..."
(it's part of the tour)
Both boys - literally fearing the wrath of God, bolt for seats to sit down and fold their arms...Comment
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My daughter recently said, "I can't wait until Jesus comes again so I can pet the nice lion."What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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Jack (3 y/o): "Papi, I want some candy."
Me: "Why do you want candy?"
Jack: "Because I want it.""Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostAfter seeing this photo
my daughter said "Look Mom... Jesus is eating pancakes"
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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the flat bread looks like pancakesOriginally posted by wuapinmon View Post"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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While watching Star Wars for the first time ever, my five year old had a couple funny comments. First, she kept asking "What is this movie about?" I couldn't really give her an easy answer. Second, at the end, when Luke is in his x-wing fighter, she says "Babbo (dad), I don't think Luke . . . I don't think Luke is going to make it."Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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I was referring to "photo."Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Get confident, stupid
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It was photo in a bookOriginally posted by wuapinmon View Post"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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Jack (3 yrs old and OBSESSED with mami's iTouch)(10:23AM EST): Papi, can I use the iPod?
Me: Not until your sister goes down for a nap, and then you can use it for 30 mins only."
Jack runs away......two mins pass (10:25AM EST).......
Jack: Papi, mami won't put Liope down for a NAAAAAAAAAAAaaaap."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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You're kids call you mami and papi? Do you call them mami and papi too? Are you going to ask them to call you papa(accented) when they get older?Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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what's the big deal falawful? My girls call me babbo, and they'll probably do that for the rest of their lives, simply because that's what they're used to. When they talk to others outside the family they say daddy. I'm sure wuap's kids do the same.Originally posted by falafel View PostDio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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