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  • foofcoug
    Non-Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 81
    #16
    Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
    I love the humor on the walls of construction site bathrooms. Some of my favorites:
    • What are you looking at? The joke's in your hand.
    • Here I sit my buns a flexin, I just gave birth to another Texan.
    • A man's ambition must be small if he writes it down on a shithouse wall.
    To do is to be. (Descartes)
    To be is to do. (Voltaire)
    Do be do be do. (Sinatra)
    Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
    His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.
    The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
    When he was captured by alien beings, they asked him to probe them.

    Stay thirsty my friends

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      • pellegrino
        miserere me
        • Jan 2009
        • 12100
        #17
        I think this may be the most disgusting thread I've ever read. I'd put in my two cents but I've got to relieve myself at the 7-11 down the road. I'll be back later.
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
        Alessandro Manzoni

        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

        pelagius

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          • Borg
            Tour de CS 2013?
            • Dec 2008
            • 1501
            #18
            I can't believe I read this whole thread...and laughed.

            This board sometimes is just so damned wacky...it's like a magnet. I tell myself I'm not going to read this thread...and I am drawn to it and can't stop.
            "Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."

            Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.

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              • SoCalCoug
                Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
                • Nov 2008
                • 5214
                #19
                Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
                I remember when I was a Scout, we were on a campout at Lake Shasta. A bunch of us were hanging out in the lake, just treading water, when a sizeable stool plopped to the surface next to one of our troop members. Apparently he didn't know it would float. We called him Chunky the rest of the trip.
                A friend of mine did that on an inner-tubing trip down a river. The problem is, the floater kind of went along with the flow like we did.
                If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

                "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

                "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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                  • foofcoug
                    Non-Member
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 81
                    #20
                    Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
                    A friend of mine did that on an inner-tubing trip down a river. The problem is, the floater kind of went along with the flow like we did.
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                    Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
                    His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.
                    The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
                    When he was captured by alien beings, they asked him to probe them.

                    Stay thirsty my friends

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                      • Clark Addison
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 10300
                        #21
                        Originally posted by foofcoug View Post
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                        That reminds me of a few baths my kids have taken over the years.

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