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  • grapevine
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 1989

    #1

    Conveneince store restrooms

    My posts don't show up on cougarboard for most people don't seem too anyway. No nothing but crap category here. Though I posted this at Cougarboard.

    Convenience Store restrooms do you ever use them to defecate? I used one in 7-11 yesterday. They are filthy. I think Maveriks are as well. Does anyone use convenience store restrooms to defecate? or when you can do you wait to get home?
  • RC Vikings
    Known Heterosexual
    • Nov 2008
    • 8789

    #2
    Originally posted by grapevine View Post
    My posts don't show up on cougarboard for most people don't seem too anyway. No nothing but crap category here. Though I posted this at Cougarboard.

    Convenience Store restrooms do you ever use them to defecate? I used one in 7-11 yesterday. They are filthy. I think Maveriks are as well. Does anyone use convenience store restrooms to defecate? or when you can do you wait to get home?
    I have a hard enough time going in one to pee. The only two places one should ever drop a deuce is in their own bathroom or a hotel room.

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    • Non Sequitur
      Where did I put my bodkin
      • Nov 2008
      • 5773

      #3
      My policy is that I only defecate at the 7-11's with bidets.
      "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
        Time to camp
        • Nov 2008
        • 26082

        #4
        I'm the Pat Hill of pooping, anywhere, anytime, anyone!
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • Drunk Tank
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 2569

          #5
          The Tick calls me Shitbreak because I'll drive back to the office from out in the field to drop a deuce or wait until I get home. I have had too many near death experiences in porta potties to use them. I had to use a convenience store one recently and I had to hover it was so bad.....
          "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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          • Colly Wolly
            Junior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 1824

            #6
            I keep telling myself there is no way you can top your last post, but over and over again you do the impossible. You are a gem.

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            • Donuthole
              Official Outgayer
              • Nov 2008
              • 25238

              #7
              Originally posted by grapevine View Post
              Does anyone use convenience store restrooms to defecate?
              That's what the sink is for.
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • jxncoog
                Non-tourist
                • Oct 2009
                • 126

                #8
                A fear many of you would never survive remote site construction...when ya gotta go, who cares

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                • FN Phat
                  I ♥ gateway sex
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 8691

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jxncoog View Post
                  A fear many of you would never survive remote site construction...when ya gotta go, who cares
                  This is my life!

                  I used to only go in my house. Period. Now that I am at a construction site that is in a remote location, I will use the "greenhouse" at the drop of a hat.
                  I'm your huckleberry.


                  "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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                  • jxncoog
                    Non-tourist
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 126

                    #10
                    we call it the blue room and it really sucks when it's sub zero outside.

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                    • FN Phat
                      I ♥ gateway sex
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 8691

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jxncoog View Post
                      we call it the blue room and it really sucks when it's sub zero outside.
                      There are numerous names for them.

                      Sub zero is better than 110 degrees w/ 100% humidity. i enjoyed that experience last summer
                      I'm your huckleberry.


                      "I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJF

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                      • cougjunkie
                        *Banned*
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 23223

                        #12
                        I have no shame I do not mind going just about anywhere. Including in a plastic bag stuck in traffic once on the freeway.
                        *Banned*

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                        • Non Sequitur
                          Where did I put my bodkin
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 5773

                          #13
                          I remember when I was a Scout, we were on a campout at Lake Shasta. A bunch of us were hanging out in the lake, just treading water, when a sizeable stool plopped to the surface next to one of our troop members. Apparently he didn't know it would float. We called him Chunky the rest of the trip.
                          "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                          • cougjunkie
                            *Banned*
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 23223

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
                            I remember when I was a Scout, we were on a campout at Lake Shasta. A bunch of us were hanging out in the lake, just treading water, when a sizeable stool plopped to the surface next to one of our troop members. Apparently he didn't know it would float. We called him Chunky the rest of the trip.
                            Scout camp stories would be a good thread. One time I had to go pretty bad and did not bring any toilet paper with me. So I went in a kids tent I did not like and grabbed a shirt. I did my business used hte shirt and then folded it up neatly and put it back in his tent.
                            *Banned*

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                            • BlueHair
                              Boom Bitches!!!
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 2894

                              #15
                              I love the humor on the walls of construction site bathrooms. Some of my favorites:
                              • What are you looking at? The joke's in your hand.
                              • Here I sit my buns a flexin, I just gave birth to another Texan.
                              • A man's ambition must be small if he writes it down on a shithouse wall.
                              Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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