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  • thesaint258
    aka Benito Hazard
    • Jan 2009
    • 3005

    #1

    I need CUF's out-of-the-box thinking

    I've been looking for a job for over a year now. I just graduated law school in April, and I was sworn in yesterday. As things have progressed, I've set my sights lower and lower. It's disheartening to know that I can't even get a job as a law clerk, let alone an attorney position. So I'm coming to CUF for help in thinking outside the box. I have degrees in philosophy and law, so what kind of jobs should I be looking for? My hope is to get into JAG, but I won't hear back on the Army or Air Force until December. Given the fact that getting selected is a crap shoot, I need to keep looking for work. If you have any ideas, let's hear them.
    Not that, sickos.
  • Shaka
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 10448

    #2
    Move to the deep south, hang out your shingle, find a person that a mega/evil corporation has screwed over, in a little guy takes down the big guy type victory win the first one billion dollar personal injury verdict, and then have John Grisham write a book about you.

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    • Shaka
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 10448

      #3
      Ok that suggestion was out of the box but not productive. I feel for you. Hopefully things will work out soon.

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      • falafel
        loves to talk on things
        • Mar 2009
        • 37928

        #4
        Where are you licensed? Utah? Have you considered taking another bar? While I don't need the competition, Nevada might be a good bet. I think there are still a good number of jobs here for licensed attorneys (much harder to get a job here before you pass the bar, though), at least compared to Utah. I couldn't get a sniff in Utah.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Indy Coug
          Heartless Bastard
          • Dec 2008
          • 18747

          #5
          Real estate.
          Everything in life is an approximation.

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          • DU Ute
            RIP CUF
            • Dec 2008
            • 7393

            #6
            Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
            I've been looking for a job for over a year now. I just graduated law school in April, and I was sworn in yesterday. As things have progressed, I've set my sights lower and lower. It's disheartening to know that I can't even get a job as a law clerk, let alone an attorney position. So I'm coming to CUF for help in thinking outside the box. I have degrees in philosophy and law, so what kind of jobs should I be looking for? My hope is to get into JAG, but I won't hear back on the Army or Air Force until December. Given the fact that getting selected is a crap shoot, I need to keep looking for work. If you have any ideas, let's hear them.
            Originally posted by falafel View Post
            Where are you licensed? Utah? Have you considered taking another bar? While I don't need the competition, Nevada might be a good bet. I think there are still a good number of jobs here for licensed attorneys (much harder to get a job here before you pass the bar, though), at least compared to Utah. I couldn't get a sniff in Utah.
            I feel sick.
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            • falafel
              loves to talk on things
              • Mar 2009
              • 37928

              #7
              Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
              I feel sick.
              Sorry dude. Maybe you have connections I didn't have. I knew exactly zero practicing attorneys in Utah when I graduated.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • Donuthole
                Official Outgayer
                • Nov 2008
                • 25242

                #8
                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                Sorry dude. Maybe you have connections I didn't have. I knew exactly zero practicing attorneys in Utah when I graduated.
                Too bad you didn't go to the U of U for law school. They are the best law school for placing students in Utah.
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37928

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  Too bad you didn't go to the U of U for law school. They are the best law school for placing students in Utah.
                  I don't know where you heard that, but everyone at the U knew that statement was false. Maybe even with BYU, but definitely not ahead.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • thesaint258
                    aka Benito Hazard
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 3005

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                    Ok that suggestion was out of the box but not productive. I feel for you. Hopefully things will work out soon.
                    Humor is good. I can use more of it right now.

                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    Where are you licensed? Utah? Have you considered taking another bar? While I don't need the competition, Nevada might be a good bet. I think there are still a good number of jobs here for licensed attorneys (much harder to get a job here before you pass the bar, though), at least compared to Utah. I couldn't get a sniff in Utah.
                    Yes, in Utah. I took the bar here because it was the most convenient, and I thought I would've been in JAG by now so I figured I'd just worry about Utah's since it's relatively easy. I am considering taking another bar. The only problem is that I can't really afford it.

                    Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                    Real estate.
                    Please elaborate.
                    Not that, sickos.

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                    • Donuthole
                      Official Outgayer
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 25242

                      #11
                      Originally posted by falafel View Post
                      I don't know where you heard that, but everyone at the U knew that statement was false. Maybe even with BYU, but definitely not ahead.
                      I can't count the number of times I've heard that from SJQ grads. "If you want to work in Utah, you should go to the U."
                      Last edited by Donuthole; 10-21-2009, 03:52 PM.
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • Art Vandelay
                        Striving for mediocrity
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 10516

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        I can't count the number of times I've heard that from U grads. "If you want to work in Utah, you should go to the U."
                        I can't count the number of times I have heard, "do you want fries with that" oops sorry, I forgot I'm not on CB anymore.

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                        • Babs
                          Not a Lawyer
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 17128

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                          They are the best law school for placing students in Utah.
                          read: a BYU degree is more marketable out-of-state.

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                          • falafel
                            loves to talk on things
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 37928

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                            I can't count the number of times I've heard that from SJQ grads. "If you want to work in Utah, you should go to the U."
                            I think I've told you before how embarrassed I am of the U's career services office. The teaching was great, but career placement was sad. They had previously alienated several local firms and were not making any efforts to re-establish relationships with them. If you can't get local firms to recruit from your school, what good are you?
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • falafel
                              loves to talk on things
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 37928

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Babs View Post
                              read: a BYU degree is more marketable out-of-state.
                              Donuthole: "BYU's career services is the BEST!"

                              falafel: "True dat!"

                              Donuthole and falafel (in unison): "Double true!"
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              Dig your own grave, and save!

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

                              Comment

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