Favorite non-vulgar insults

[Hazzard]

I like to call my brother a dough head.

I also like to call his friends hooligans.

My best friend liked to use the phrase "weenis prinkle." I liked that one, not only because it sounds funny, but also because it's supposed to be a tamer version of "penis wrinkle" but actually ends up sounding cruder the more you hear it.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I was reminded of one that I used to use a lot and have started using again, although since I don't speak spanish I trust what I was told that it really has no meaning. It might be really dirty and I would stop using it.

"Santa la veesh!"

[YOhio]

SU called Triple Dad a clodhopper, which I think is a pretty hilarious insult.

[statman]

'Ass hat' is fast becoming a favorite. Right up there with good old 'Jackass'

[Indy Coug]

Mental Midget

Brain Wave

[falafel]

My father in law always calls my wife and our kids some variation on Noodle Brain or Noodle Head.