Your pick-up lines

[YOhio]

The funniest one ever used on me was the following:

"Has anybody ever told you that you are an overdue library book? Cause I've checked you out and you've got FINE written all over you."

I laughed and then made out with her later that night. She was hawt.

That is awesome! I wonder how many times Babs has used it.

[il Padrino Ute]

I never used pick-up lines, but if I had, it would have been "You want me to show you how an embalming pump works?"

[Non Sequitur]

I once asked a woman what the most memorable lines used on her were. These are two that I remember:

"You must wash your pants with Windex, because I can really see myself in them."

"That outfit is becoming on you. But then if I were on you, I'd becoming too."

[cougjunkie]

I saw a Jerry Springer episode once where a guy said he walks up to girls in clubs all the time and is very blunt:

"Do you want to F***?

He said 9 out of 10 times he would get slapped, but boy that 10th time made it all worth it.

[beelzebabette]

junkie, you lost me at

I saw a Jerry Springer episode once

[byu71]

I don't know any good ones. When I got divorced some guy told me you just go to a bar and walk up to 10 and ask if they want to go to your place and have sex after hanging out.

He swore on average you would get 3 slaps or close to it. 3 laughs. 3 kiss offs and 1 score. It seemed to easy so I never tried it because rejection was nothing to me. I was used to getting rejected 99 times out of 100 at the time. I was cold calling in the brokerage business.

[cougjunkie]

junkie, you lost me at

Come on BBB you cant tell me that you have never watched Christmas with the KKK?

[Teenage Dirtbag]

I never used a pick up line.

[RobinFinderson]

I would just ask a girl to a dance. At BYU, a big public dance makes a good first date. If the guy is a creep, a girl can end the date pretty easily. Anyhow, my point is this -- my dance move were so good that few women could resist their powers. Who needs lines when you've got my sweet moves?

[falafel]

I would just ask a girl to a dance. At BYU, a big public dance makes a good first date. If the guy is a creep, a girl can end the date pretty easily. Anyhow, my point is this -- my dance move were so good that few women could resist their powers. Who needs lines when you've got my sweet moves?

So you planned your first dates around your own creepiness factor?

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I would just ask a girl to a dance. At BYU, a big public dance makes a good first date. If the guy is a creep, a girl can end the date pretty easily. Anyhow, my point is this -- my dance move were so good that few women could resist their powers. Who needs lines when you've got my sweet moves?

One of the things I hated about HS dances in Utah was the way you had to ask people out. You couldn't just walk up to a girl and ask if she wanted to go, you had to make an arts and crafts project. Part of the reason I only went to one HS dance, and she broke my heart.

[TripletDaddy]

Asa no ocha wa? (lit, (how about we have) morning tea?). Said as a joke to somebody who knew what it meant.

The art of Nanpa - using pick-up lines on random chicks to score - used to be a great thing. The above line (or a variation thereof) is one of the most common.

The Art of Nampa - making out with girls from Nampa, Idaho and never calling them again - also used to be a great thing.....

[falafel]

One of the things I hated about HS dances in Utah was the way you had to ask people out. You couldn't just walk up to a girl and ask if she wanted to go, you had to make an arts and crafts project. Part of the reason I only went to one HS dance, and she broke my heart.

Right, after you just posted about how you were weak with the ladies, we're supposed to believe that you preferred the straight up approach? The creative dance ask-out was made for people like you!

[Donuthole]

I once asked a woman what the most memorable lines used on her were. These are two that I remember:

"You must wash your pants with Windex, because I can really see myself in them."

"That outfit is becoming on you. But then if I were on you, I'd becoming too."

To complete the lines-people-claim-to-have-used-or-have-had-used-on-them-but-they-really-haven't trifecta:

Those pants look great on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

Right, after you just posted about how you were weak with the ladies, we're supposed to believe that you preferred the straight up approach? The creative dance ask-out was made for people like you!

Much of my weakness was brought on by the fact I wasn't secure in my creative abilities to ask them out properly. Brighton High Girls were scary.