The Accidental Boobie Thread

[falafel]

FTR, this was Eddie Jones' idea, not mine.

I served in Europe and have so many stories that it would take a whole 'nother thread to list them all. From billboards, to tracting into topless women, to breastfeeding, to visiting the beaches (approved by MP), to just plain random situations.

I really, really, really want to talk about this some more, but I'm new here and I don't know how to make a new thread, so I hope someone makes one for me so that I can share these awesome stories.

[Babs]

I served in Europe and have so many stories that it would take a whole 'nother thread to list them all. From tracting into topless women, to breastfeeding

Wow. That must be quite a story.

[Donuthole]

Are we talking good accidental boobies, or bad accidental boobies (Yes, contrary to what Goatnapper may have you believe, there are definitely bad accidental boobies.).

[falafel]

Eddie might take a while to get over here, so I'll start.

Between my junior and senior years of high school, my friends and I took a trip to Europe to visit a friend who's dad was a G.A. and had moved there for a few years. We spent a night at a youth hostel in Paris. The building that housed the hostel also housed apartments on the other side, with a courtyard in the middle. From our window across the courtyard to the apartment side was not very far (30 ft?). That night, we noticed that the guy across the way had two female companions in his apartment, and that none of three were wearing clothes as they strode past the open and uncovered window. Awesome.

[falafel]

Are we talking good accidental boobies, or bad accidental boobies (Yes, contrary to what Goatnapper may have you believe, there are definitely bad accidental boobies.).

Share only what you think will benefit the group. I have a bad accidental boobie story as well, but I haven't told it to anyone, ever. Its both bad in the sense that I didn't want to see it, and bad in the sense that I felt dirty having accidentally seen it.

[ERCougar]

Eddie might take a while to get over here, so I'll start.

Between my junior and senior years of high school, my friends and I took a trip to Europe to visit a friend who's dad was a G.A. and had moved there for a few years. We spent a night at a youth hostel in Paris. The building that housed the hostel also housed apartments on the other side, with a courtyard in the middle. From our window across the courtyard to the apartment side was not very far (30 ft?). That night, we noticed that the guy across the way had two female companions in his apartment, and that none of three were wearing clothes as they strode past the open and uncovered window. Awesome.

So if it was 100% awesome, does that make you like 33% gay?

[falafel]

So if it was 100% awesome, does that make you like 33% gay?

Er.... uh.... isn't everyone 33% gay?

[RobinFinderson]

Er.... uh.... isn't everyone 33% gay?

Nope. Just you and I.

[Donuthole]

Wow. That must be quite a story.

Reminds me of a scene from Me Myself and Irene.

I've never actually seen this movie, but I'm aware of this scene because it we watched and discussed it in my Women and the Law class in undergrad.

NOTE: I did not embed the video, as some may find it offensive.

[dut99002]

Are we talking good accidental boobies, or bad accidental boobies (Yes, contrary to what Goatnapper may have you believe, there are definitely bad accidental boobies.).

We tracted into a guy in Kanazawa, Japan who was wearing nothing but a silk robe (that was wide open in the front) and a necklace.

He opens the door, leans towards us and nonchalantly says, "What do you guys want?"

My young comp replies, "Saikin wa dou?" (How have things been lately?)

His response: "Isogashii." (I'm busy.)

We promptly respected his wishes and gladly left. I wish that I would have at least given him a pamphlet for our free English class since we needed more students.

[falafel]

Reminds me of a scene from Me Myself and Irene.

I've never actually seen this movie, but I'm aware of this scene because it we watched and discussed it in my Women and the Law class in undergrad.

What a crappy link.

[falafel]

We tracted into a guy in Kanazawa, Japan who was wearing nothing but a silk robe (that was wide open in the front) and a necklace.

He opens the door, leans towards us and nonchalantly says, "What do you guys want?"

My young comp replies, "Saikin wa dou?" (How have things been lately?)

His response: "Isogashii." (I'm busy.)

We promptly respected his wishes and gladly left. I wish that I would have at least given him a pamphlet for our free English class since we needed more students.

But I'm not going to be the guy who starts the accidental wang thread. I'm only 33% gay, after all.

[ewth8tr]

What a crappy link.

Agreed, I love that movie, but it's been a while and I want to know what scene he's talking about.

[falafel]

I am dismayed that so far we have nothing more than my 33% homo-erotic boobie story and a japanese wang story. I think we can all safely call Eddie Jones a big fat liar!

[Babs]

NOTE: I did not embed the video, as some may find it offensive.

aw, come on! Rosebud's not even logged in right now!!