I need your vote I'm running for office

[TripletDaddy]

What is this thread all about? Im very confused.

[YOhio]

I had nothing to do with this. I stand arm in arm with SU. I enjoy his clever word play.

Yes.

[BlueHair]

No! We could become like other boards! Next thing you know, puns will be labeled "hate speech" and we could go to jail!

[wally]

Donuthole nominated, HFN seconded, and YOhio begrudgingly nodded his head. They all want me to be a an adjunct member of the Executive Committee. I won't attend any meetings, respond to any emails or really do anything above and beyond one basic task. I want the unilateral power to delete threads that are started as a wordplay on already established threads.

I am new here, but how did that last experiment with giving a doctor guy unilateral power go?

[il Padrino Ute]

Donuthole nominated, HFN seconded, and YOhio begrudgingly nodded his head. They all want me to be a an adjunct member of the Executive Committee. I won't attend any meetings, respond to any emails or really do anything above and beyond one basic task. I want the unilateral power to delete threads that are started as a wordplay on already established threads.

The opposition is fierce and well funded with SU, DDD and few other lackeys in tow.

I promise to stomp out these abominable threads as soon as I see them appear. Now this may result in Seattle venturing into the Stadium more often or 3D dropping his post count to 47 per day, but that is the price we need to pay for freedom. Freedom from never funny puns and oppression. Please step forward now before we are all subjected to the "Official Jimmer I'm feeling you thread" or "What are you lisping to now".

Make your voices heard and rig this vote like a Daley running for a Chicago city council seat.

Those who would trade freedom to post inane drivel for security from bad puns deserve neither.