I need your vote I'm running for office

[Art Vandelay]

Donuthole nominated, HFN seconded, and YOhio begrudgingly nodded his head. They all want me to be a an adjunct member of the Executive Committee. I won't attend any meetings, respond to any emails or really do anything above and beyond one basic task. I want the unilateral power to delete threads that are started as a wordplay on already established threads.

The opposition is fierce and well funded with SU, DDD and few other lackeys in tow.

I promise to stomp out these abominable threads as soon as I see them appear. Now this may result in Seattle venturing into the Stadium more often or 3D dropping his post count to 47 per day, but that is the price we need to pay for freedom. Freedom from never funny puns and oppression. Please step forward now before we are all subjected to the "Official Jimmer I'm feeling you thread" or "What are you lisping to now".

Make your voices heard and rig this vote like a Daley running for a Chicago city council seat.

[Mrs. Funk]

Count on me for my vote.

[Jeff Lebowski]

This is something I could get behind.

Or maybe Pelagius could whip up some Perl code that does this automatically.

[creekster]

Not that haveing AV on the job would necesarily be a bad thing, but if poeple like this idea, I would be happy to do it as well.

[Lost Student]

. . . "Official Jimmer I'm feeling you thread" or "What are you lisping to now".

You have quite a knack at doing that which you allegedly detest.

[LiveCoug]

Count me out. SU forever!

[Jeff Lebowski]

Not that haveing AV on the job would necesarily be a bad thing, but if poeple like this idea, I would be happy to do it as well.

I like it. A lot.

[Art Vandelay]

Not that haveing AV on the job would necesarily be a bad thing, but if poeple like this idea, I would be happy to do it as well.

Even better. I get what I want and dont have to do any work. The vandelay delegation goes to the monkey.

[falafel]

Even better. I get what I want and dont have to do any work. The vandelay delegation goes to the monkey.

Perhaps you can get Creekster to do your angry relief society sister interviews as well.

[creekster]

I like it. A lot.

OK. I am game, as I have always disliked that shtick (although i concede I have done it once or twice; as someone noted, like opinions and something else only other people's stink). My proposal is that when i see it I will simply edit the title to make the thread stand on its own. Or, more likely, die a quick death on its own. Porpoising?

[jay santos]

You have my vote and a blank check to your campaign fund.

[myboynoah]

Wow.

Coup d'etat by cr33kster.

Just wow.

[Babs]

OK. I am game, as I have always disliked that shtick (although i concede I have done it once or twice; as someone noted, like opinions and something else only other people's stink). My proposal is that when i see it I will simply edit the title to make the thread stand on its own. Or, more likely, die a quick death on its own. Porpoising?

Wow. That's the second time today creekstre has breached security. Honestly, I'm not sure we can trust him with this level of responsibility.

[wuapinmon]

I see right through your little power grab, bish. Next you'll be telling us that you'ra literall Son of Aaron.

No, sir.

[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

I had nothing to do with this. I stand arm in arm with SU. I enjoy his clever word play.