SuperGabers aka Utah Dan's Wife

[wuapinmon]

Did you go to Alta? I grew up in West Jordan.

Welcome.

Jeopardy! answer: What is something I overheard at every zone conference my entire mission?

About the same as Bob, but never as good as Cliff, that guy knows everything!

His collection of potatoes that resemble U.S. Presidents is extensive.

But is it close? Because my love for wuap knows no bounds.

Hmmm... I don't recall your asking Faith such a question.

Some truths are self-evident

You guys are going to piss me off if you keep bringing this up and the words that come out of your mouths are to the effect of anything other than acknowledgment that "navel gazing" is MY phrase. That and "ninny." A man has his limits, you know?

Omphaloskepsis.

Welcome. This influx of wives is interesting, I wonder if we will all act more mature, or less mature now?

I'm not changing my behavior one bit for anyone's wife unless mine shows up. I love you, crackhead.

[wuapinmon]

Welcome to the board. Please answer the following question, but choose your answer wisely and carefully, as our future dealings on the board may depend in large part upon how you respond. Be warned, some people have given cheeky or flippant answers and are now dead to me; you do not want to walk among them.

When the Titanic sank in 1912, employees of Guglielmo Marconi were aboard, and were able to transmit a distress signal that allowed many people to survive and be rescued by the Carpathia. Marconi, the father of wireless radio transmission, helped usher in the age of rapid communication. Though his initial designs (which may have just been clever reiterations of Nikola Tesla's much earlier patented ideas) relied on spark-gap transmission, eventually he too would switch to continuous wave broadcasting. He was knighted by Victor Emmanuel, and on his death in 1937, every radio station in the entire world observed two minutes of silence in his honor. The only radio station to have the same letters in its call sign is WACO in Waco, Texas. About 110 years before Janet Reno roasted Koresh there, Charles Alderton invented Dr. Pepper, which has often been described as having 23 flavors in one drink. What does Dr. Pepper taste like to you?

[falafel]

Welcome to the board. Please answer the following question, but choose your answer wisely and carefully, as our future dealings on the board may depend in large part upon how you respond. Be warned, some people have given cheeky or flippant answers and are now dead to me; you do not want to walk among them.

When the Titanic sank in 1912, employees of Guglielmo Marconi were aboard, and were able to transmit a distress signal that allowed many people to survive and be rescued by the Carpathia. Marconi, the father of wireless radio transmission, helped usher in the age of rapid communication. Though his initial designs (which may have just been clever reiterations of Nikola Tesla's much earlier patented ideas) relied on spark-gap transmission, eventually he too would switch to continuous wave broadcasting. He was knighted by Victor Emmanuel, and on his death in 1937, every radio station in the entire world observed two minutes of silence in his honor. The only radio station to have the same letters in its call sign is WACO in Waco, Texas. About 110 years before Janet Reno roasted Koresh there, Charles Alderton invented Dr. Pepper, which has often been described as having 23 flavors in one drink. What does Dr. Pepper taste like to you?

LOL

[wuapinmon]

She's got about 8 hours before she becomes dead to me for not responding in a timely fashion.

[TripletDaddy]

Welcome SuperGabers! If that is you in the avatar, I think you look like Trinity from The Matrix! rowrrr!

UtahDan, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that that man...the man that I loved would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be... because I love you. You hear me? I love you!

[YOhio]

She's got about 8 hours before she becomes dead to me for not responding in a timely fashion.

UD probably advised her not to, so he should be dead to you as well. Drum and Feather, too.

[Fiyero]

Shouldn't this site have a blue Koolaid for people to drink?

[FN Phat]

Shouldn't this site have a blue Koolaid for people to drink?

What about the "purple drank"

[SuperGabers]

Welcome to the board. Please answer the following question, but choose your answer wisely and carefully, as our future dealings on the board may depend in large part upon how you respond. Be warned, some people have given cheeky or flippant answers and are now dead to me; you do not want to walk among them.

When the Titanic sank in 1912, employees of Guglielmo Marconi were aboard, and were able to transmit a distress signal that allowed many people to survive and be rescued by the Carpathia. Marconi, the father of wireless radio transmission, helped usher in the age of rapid communication. Though his initial designs (which may have just been clever reiterations of Nikola Tesla's much earlier patented ideas) relied on spark-gap transmission, eventually he too would switch to continuous wave broadcasting. He was knighted by Victor Emmanuel, and on his death in 1937, every radio station in the entire world observed two minutes of silence in his honor. The only radio station to have the same letters in its call sign is WACO in Waco, Texas. About 110 years before Janet Reno roasted Koresh there, Charles Alderton invented Dr. Pepper, which has often been described as having 23 flavors in one drink. What does Dr. Pepper taste like to you?

What is red???

[SuperGabers]

Welcome SuperGabers! If that is you in the avatar, I think you look like Trinity from The Matrix! rowrrr!

UtahDan, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would fall in love and that that man...the man that I loved would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be... because I love you. You hear me? I love you!

Now THAT is a complement I can take! I heart this board!

[UtahDan]

Now THAT is a complement I can take! I heart this board!

Carrie Ann Moss is a poor man's Super.

[wuapinmon]

What is red???

Can you elaborate? I fear you may have undiagnosed synesthesia.

[TripletDaddy]

Carrie Ann Moss is a poor man's Super.

SuperGabers: UtahDan, please log off CUF and come take out the trash!
UtahDan: In a minute. I'm reading a funny post by TripletDaddy.
SuperGabers: Right now.
UtahDan: In a minute!
Supergabers: Dodge THIS, UtahDan....

[RobinFinderson]

SuperGabers: UtahDan, please log off CUF and come take out the trash!
UtahDan: In a minute. I'm reading a funny post by TripletDaddy.
SuperGabers: Right now.
UtahDan: In a minute!
Supergabers: Dodge THIS, UtahDan....

This is a weird photo. I'm pretty sure that the camera for the background is located on the Jersey side of the Hudson, based on the location of the buildings. But the photo is a wide angle shot (to create the extreme, comic book-like foreshortening with the arm and pistol), and wide angle shots make things in the distance seem waaaay farther away. The background buildings look too close. It probably just means it was a composite shot, but it looks pretty surreal.

[statman]

I'm expecting a number two of my own just after lunch... anyway, Welcome.

I saw that one coming from a mile away...