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  • SoCalCoug
    Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
    • Nov 2008
    • 5214
    #31
    Originally posted by lady duckcoug View Post
    I wish the answer to this were more complex, because everyone seems to think there is some mind shattering comfort, ancestry, supersititious or sexual reason for the lack of my husband's mustache. The truth is he can't grow a mustache--barely even peach fuzz. Maybe he doesn't want you all to know that. He says he has never been able to. As for his crazy beard, it seems like it got out of control all of a sudden. I was totally on board until one day I looked at him and said, "This is out of control. Time to get rid of it!" In a testament to my power over him (or clearly lack thereof), he has just grown it longer. Somehow I find him irresistable even with his Brigham Young beard. We won't discuss what that says about me...
    Geez, and I thought it was overcompensation for a small penis.
    If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

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