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  • #1

    Greetings

    Hey everyone, it's good to be on here. My buddy Mormon Red Death likes to argue with me and he says this is the forum to do it in, so I'm looking forward to converting him to my point of view.

    My blood runs Red but I'm working in Cougar Country right now. Look forward to getting to know all of you.
    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

    --Portland Ute
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    Another Ute? Don't tell me you're a lawyer also. Welcome.
    "Nobody listens to Turtle."
    -Turtle
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    • #3
      I swear, lawyers are like tribbles.
      Everything in life is an approximation.

      http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
        I swear, lawyers are like tribbles.
        Yep, we're the only thing in the known universe that Klingons fear.
        Not that, sickos.

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        • #5
          Please make some comments in the Green Lantern thread in The Critics Corner. I have been anxiously awaiting your thoughts since you signed up.

          Welcome.
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • #6
            Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
            Yep, we're the only thing in the known universe that Klingons fear.
            You're a lawyer too? Sheesh.
            "Nobody listens to Turtle."
            -Turtle
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            • #7
              Never fear

              I'm no lawyer. Saw one once. Kept my distance and just drove on past.
              Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

              None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

              I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

              --Portland Ute

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                I'm no lawyer. Saw one once. Kept my distance and just drove on past.
                Thank you for not trying to kill him or her. This will be remembered.
                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                • #9
                  Good to have another Ute on board. Welcome!
                  "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                  "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                  "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                  • #10
                    The Green Lantern seems like a major superhero cop-out.

                    A ring that gives magical powers? Really?

                    Oh, and welcome.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by JohnnyLingo View Post
                      The Green Lantern seems like a major superhero cop-out.

                      A ring that gives magical powers? Really?

                      Oh, and welcome.
                      no kidding! It is, like, soooooo stupid comapred to somethign cool like a radioactive spider bite or the rays from a different colored sun. What were those jerks THINKING? I mean, I can suspend disbelief for somethign believeable, but a RING? WHatever.
                      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by creekster View Post
                        no kidding! It is, like, soooooo stupid comapred to somethign cool like a radioactive spider bite or the rays from a different colored sun. What were those jerks THINKING? I mean, I can suspend disbelief for somethign believeable, but a RING? WHatever.
                        You misunderstand. I'm not talking about believability.

                        I'm talking general cool factor.

                        Bitten by a spider, given the proportionate strength of a spider? Cool.

                        "Here's a ring, it grants your wishes" is kinda hokey.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JohnnyLingo View Post
                          You misunderstand. I'm not talking about believability.

                          I'm talking general cool factor.

                          Bitten by a spider, given the proportionate strength of a spider? Cool.

                          "Here's a ring, it grants your wishes" is kinda hokey.
                          Oh, I think I understand. A spider bite is soooo cool compared to a hokey stinky ring that probabyl wouldnt look good on you anyway. Sure, I get it.

                          I guess to mwe all superhero stuff is pretty stupid if you try to take it very seriously in anyway at all. Besides, GL had a cool car.
                          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                          • #14
                            But part of an intergalactic Green Lantern Corps that protects the universe? Armed with the most powerful weapon ever created? One that focuses pure willpower and can only be used by someone capable of overcoming great fear? With bosses who are little blue immortal dudes who call themselves the Guardians of the Universe?

                            To paraphrase Chuck Klosterman, that's not just cool in a comic book context. That's cool in every context.
                            Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                            None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                            I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                            --Portland Ute

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                              But part of an intergalactic Green Lantern Corps that protects the universe? Armed with the most powerful weapon ever created? One that focuses pure willpower and can only be used by someone capable of overcoming great fear? With bosses who are little blue immortal dudes who call themselves the Guardians of the Universe?

                              To paraphrase Chuck Klosterman, that's not just cool in a comic book context. That's cool in every context.
                              In the eye of the beholder.

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