Me.

[Aristides]

Hi, I'm Aristides. I'm married to the lovely Soccermom. I rarely post on any message board, but I like reading this forum. I may even post occasionally.

A little about myself, I'm Mormon and I don't swear, or smoke, or drink, or do drugs, or porn, or gamble, or wear blue shirts. (At least not in the presence of other Mormons).

I am a patent attorney, in other words, not smart enough to be an engineer, but smart enough not to be a real attorney. I live in CA and need a job. Will work for Utah Jazz/BYU/Red Sox tickets.

[pelagius]

Welcome. Good to have you here.

[il Padrino Ute]

Welcome.

Because Soccermom is doing the little league baseball thing, you're exempt from buying the steaks.

[TripletDaddy]

Welcome!

FYI, Soccermom has been incredibly sassy this past week. Just thought you should know....

[Babs]

Welcome!

FYI, Soccermom has been incredibly sassy this past week. Just thought you should know....

Does that mean Sassy has been channeling a soccer mom? This could get really confusing!

[Babs]

I am a patent attorney, in other words, not smart enough to be an engineer, but smart enough not to be a real attorney. I live in CA and need a job. Will work for Utah Jazz/BYU/Red Sox tickets.

Hi, Aristides! I'm not sure about smart enough to be a real engineer, but you were clearly smart enough to pick a really cool wife.

Oh, and I hope your search for Jazz/BYU/Sox tickets ends soon. Welcome!

[tooblue]

Bienvenu.

[Soccermom]

Yo Aristides, find a different message board. I found this one first.

[TripletDaddy]

Yo Aristides, find a different message board. I found this one first.

case in point.

[Aristides]

Whatever.

Yo Aristides, find a different message board. I found this one first.

I have been a lurker much longer than you. Although, I will admit, I visit it much less frequently than you.

[Aristides]

Ha!

case in point.

I think you guys' cheekiness is rubbing off.

[Soccermom]

case in point.

You don't have time to make a case proving my alleged sassiness. You should be pretty busy watching Kobe miss lay ups/forget to play defense right now. That has to be draining.

[TripletDaddy]

You don't have time to make a case proving my alleged sassiness. You should be pretty busy watching Kobe miss lay ups/forget to play defense right now. That has to be draining.

Come take your medicine, sassy!

[Soccermom]

Come take your medicine, sassy!

I don't need any medicine. The Nuggets lost. The Lakers didn't win. I hope Kobe et al sends the Nuggets a nice thank you card for that gift.

[TripletDaddy]

I don't need any medicine. The Nuggets lost. The Lakers didn't win. I hope Kobe et al sends the Nuggets a nice thank you card for that gift.

The card will say, "Wish You Were Here......NBA Finals"