Allow me to introduce myself

[Moliere]

So, is that, like, your new thing?

Haven't I done this before

Edit: Yes I have...

http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...13&postcount=5
http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...5&postcount=17
http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...7&postcount=21
http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...0&postcount=14

[falafel]

Soyez le bienvenu

So, is that, like, your new thing?

[Moliere]

Soyez le bienvenu

[Dwight Schr-ute]

To paraphrase some British hip hop, it looks like things have gotten a bit out of hand. You guys are very welcoming. I'll try and respond to most if not all of the questions.

Welcome! Assuming you'd been lurking for a bit before you took the plunge, just a couple questions: 1. Who are your favorite posters? 2. Who would you really put as dwight and the rest of the cast of the office in terms of posters on this board?

I lurked for about 45 minutes before signing up. The cycling threads were just too enticing. Favorite posters? Was this question approved by my wife? Just seems too loaded for me to answer without collateral damage. I'll just say NorthwestUteFan since he's my sponsor. 2. I may have to get back to you on this one after a few weeks.

And did you cheer for Jimmer/BYU Hoops this year? Be honest.

On occasion.

I need to send you a PM about Vegas, I am putting together an anniversary trip and would like a few pointers on locations (don't worry, I don't plan to sleep on your couch).

My couch is very romantic and has a reputation for "non-sleeping."

meh, there are better ways. welcome Dwight. Do you have an opinion on the June Sucker of UT lake fame?

Yes. Yes I do. Actually I have a friend running that program and they finally seem to be seeing some success. Until they can get an upper hand on the carp, it's going to be a project that requires heavy management, which is less than ideal. If you want to discuss further, I'd love to.

The British version of "The Office" is brilliant. The American version was really fantastic the first 3 seasons, had some decent moments in S4, and has been rubbish since then.

You seem like a good guy on the other boards. I think you'll like it here. We definitely need more Ute fans.

Agreed. The fact that Ray Romano is in an upcoming episode hurts my insides greatly. I'm not sure if I hope the Will Arnett thing pans out or not. The writers have just gotten lazy.

Dwight,
I like your avatar. I take it you'll be posting about pigeons and oatmeal soon?

Babs, have you had a chance to check out my pigeon porridge recipe in the food forum?

More importantly, will you clarify the nature of your relationship with Ernie?

It depends which Ernie that you're talking about. The thoughtful, supportive, hilarious Ernie or the drinks too much, insulting, callous Ernie.

Which bear is best?
So you are an ex-BYU fan with a degree from USU who now cheers for Utah and an active LDS Democrat? You should fit in here just right. Most of us are pretty screwed up too.

I really think Funshine Bear is my favorite. If I had to pick one. As for the second part, one of my most shameful moments in history was rushing the hardwood after USU beat Utah in Logan.

Also, do you do anything with the zebra mussel issue?
EDIT: or quagga mussels.

I'm sit in meetings regarding quaggas but I'm not involved in any of the direct management issues of them. Simply put, there isn't anything to be done.

You know...you could be the very first 'ute' to make it to a CUF cycling party. Course...it appears there is some 'blue' running through your veins and so...I wonder if that officially counts?

I like parties.

Welcome Welcome. We are always glad to have more Ute fans. Summerlin is a great area, plus it is close to Redrock Canyon. So what is your opinion on the LV taking water from Snake Valley?

When we moved into our new neighborhood, I told my wife, if I am unable to start riding my bike here, it isn't ever going to happen. It's starting to happen.

I do a little work on the Snake Valley fish stuff. This is such a complex issue. Is it the best idea? Absolutely not, but unfortunately, we don't live in ideal conditions with people working well together to make the smartest decisions possible. But our job is to supply the valley with reliable water and the Colorado does not afford us that by itself. I'm no hydrologist, but the data seems to show that the area could support some withdrawal. What I hold on to most though is that I've been very impressed with the environmental record and consideration of our organization. These won't be careless decisions.

[New Mexican Disaster]

Welcome Dwight nice to have another Democrat on board.

[Sullyute]

Welcome Welcome. We are always glad to have more Ute fans. Summerlin is a great area, plus it is close to Redrock Canyon. So what is your opinion on the LV taking water from Snake Valley?

[Borg]

Borg gets all of his sports information from SDSU's board.

Yes..they 'used' to have more up to date BYU info than CB (they really monitored all things BYU..it was funny). I have/am weaning myself from their board. No sense hangin out with the heart eating heathens anymore.

[falafel]

This is an implied admission that you don't read any sports threads. Around these parts, you may as well have confessed to being gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Borg gets all of his sports information from SDSU's board.

[Borg]

This is an implied admission that you don't read any sports threads. Around these parts, you may as well have confessed to being gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

JL - I find myself strangely attracted to you.....

KL - is it too late to claim that I actually "was kidding" or is the cat out of the bag?

Babs - thanks....at least someone understands.

(well, I do read the sports threads...I just don't have the same kinda time to kill this place like some of you do!!! I'm thinking someone on this board needs to hire me for the big bucks so I can have the same kinda time to devote to 'all things cuf'!)

[Babs]

This is an implied admission that you don't read any sports threads. Around these parts, you may as well have confessed to being gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Hey! No fair knocking the Borg for parading around in spandex. He's a cyclist.

[Katy Lied]

Ha! For some reason...I always had you for a BYU man! Are you sure you don't secretly cheer for the Cougs?

You're kidding, right? JIC is a foaming-at-the-mouth ute fan.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Ha! For some reason...I always had you for a BYU man! Are you sure you don't secretly cheer for the Cougs?

This is an implied admission that you don't read any sports threads. Around these parts, you may as well have confessed to being gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

[Borg]

http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...8&postcount=90

Ha! For some reason...I always had you for a BYU man! Are you sure you don't secretly cheer for the Cougs?

[Jarid in Cedar]

You know...you could be the very first 'ute' to make it to a CUF cycling party. Course...it appears there is some 'blue' running through your veins and so...I wonder if that officially counts?

http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...8&postcount=90

[Borg]

You know...you could be the very first 'ute' to make it to a CUF cycling party. Course...it appears there is some 'blue' running through your veins and so...I wonder if that officially counts?