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Like Uncle Ted, I drive though Price at least annually or more when driving from Texas to Provo/SLC. I do have a good story on one of those drives through Price...
As a BYU grad student, I was engaged and driving with my fiancee on our way to Los Alamos, NM to meet her parents over Christmas break. Leaving Price and going down the canyon, my fiancee kept telling me to slow down but I was driving her car, a Porche 924. It didn't want to go slow. Sure enough, I get pulled over. The officer looks at my Nebraska drivers license, Utah registration, and the following conversation ensues.
Officer: Is this your car, ma'am?
Financee: Yes sir. It's my fault, I shouldn't have let him drive my car.
PBW: I'm just not use to canyons like this, everything is so flat in Nebraska.
Officer: You don't drive in Utah?
PBW: I'm a student, I walk everywhere.
Officer: Any idea how fast you were going?
PBW: No sir. This car kind of drives fast.
Officer: I'm going to issue a warning but only if the car owner starts diving.
PBW: Thank you, sir.
“Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory.”
"All things are measured against Nebraska." falafel
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Is he still around for a question?"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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I think it's been at least several months since the last jade post.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostIs he still around for a question?"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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