jadesroom

[Bo Diddley]

Alright, I'll kick things off and hope this takes.

Hi, my name is jadesroom, and I'd like to introduce myself and possibly answer some of the questions from the pellegrino-approved template:

How did you find CS?

How did you choose your moniker?

What do you do (other than read CS)?

How many time zones have you lived in?

What are your sports loyalties?

Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

Optional, but encouraged questions:

What do you like about CS?

What don't you like about CS?

Do you pee in the sink?

Did you ever consider an alternative career path?

When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?

What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)

Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?

Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?

[Moliere]

Now I’m wondering what his answer will be to the last question

[jadesroom]

I'm confused. Bo Diddley is Jadesroom?

[Jeff Lebowski]

I'm confused. Bo Diddley is Jadesroom?

And I am guessing you are wondering who pellegrino is. And why you are being asked such weird questions.

[jadesroom]

I actually didn't think that pellegrino was a person. I figured that was a way of saying that CS parties by drinking sparkling water. I also don't mind the questions. They're actually pretty tame compared to what I see on Adult Facebook.

[All-American]

I actually didn't think that pellegrino was a person. I figured that was a way of saying that CS parties by drinking sparkling water. I also don't mind the questions. They're actually pretty tame compared to what I see on Adult Facebook.

I have a necessary follow up question.

[Bo Diddley]

I'm confused. Bo Diddley is Jadesroom?

Just trying to get the ball rolling to bring you into full fellowship. You'll thank me later.

[jadesroom]

Here you go:

How did you find CS? Googled BYU Sports Forums while looking for a site that was active, welcoming, and not CB

How did you choose your moniker? The first letter of the first name of each member of my family...slightly jumbled

What do you do (other than read CS)? I'm a retired teacher

How many time zones have you lived in? five

What are your sports loyalties? BYU and pro teams that have former BYU players

Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be? Sure, what is the number of your favorite credit card, the expiration date, and the three digits on the back?

Optional, but encouraged questions:

What do you like about CS? It's active, welcoming, and not CB

What don't you like about CS? It's all good so far

Do you pee in the sink? No, but I saw someone do it at a public restroom.

Did you ever consider an alternative career path? Yes

When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs? My kids and I share everything: bandaids, pills, needles

What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck) Recommend holder

Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking? Bad influences. Ted Bundy was my roommate at the University of Utah (before I repented and transferred to the Y)

Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread? They will if they like responding to someone intelligent, witty, and fascinating

[Bo Diddley]

Here you go:

How did you find CS? Googled BYU Sports Forums while looking for a site that was active, welcoming, and not CB

How did you choose your moniker? The first letter of the first name of each member of my family...slightly jumbled

What do you do (other than read CS)? I'm a retired teacher

How many time zones have you lived in? five

What are your sports loyalties? BYU and pro teams that have former BYU players

Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be? Sure, what is the number of your favorite credit card, the expiration date, and the three digits on the back?

Optional, but encouraged questions:

What do you like about CS? It's active, welcoming, and not CB

What don't you like about CS? It's all good so far

Do you pee in the sink? No, but I saw someone do it at a public restroom.

Did you ever consider an alternative career path? Yes

When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs? My kids and I share everything: bandaids, pills, needles

What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck) Recommend holder

Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking? Bad influences. Ted Bundy was my roommate at the University of Utah (before I repented and transferred to the Y)

Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread? They will if they like responding to someone intelligent, witty, and fascinating

Whoa! This has to be a joke, but if not, please expound.

Welcome! Stick around and participate. I think we'll get along just fine.

[YOhio]

Welcome to our BYU message board.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Good answers, JR, welcome. It's early so my sarcasm meter is still off--Bundy, really?

[jadesroom]

The Bundy comment is definitely a joke.. However, I was at BYU in the mid seventies

[Clark Addison]

Welcome Jadesroom! Always good to have more people on board to make me feel like one of the "young" ones.

[Moliere]

Sois le bienvenu!

[Pelado]

Welcome, jade.