WELCOME New People!

[wuapinmon]

Or the "I've forgotten more than you youngsters will ever learn" forum

Threads will include:

"They're trying to take money from Seniors"
"Which Rascal model is the best for the $$$$?"
"Lawn care"
"Strategies for keeping people off your lawn"
"Recipes that don't require teeth"
"Back when I was a boy"
"Folding Money"
"How do you organize your pills?"
"Medical Advice Needed" (it would eclipse "Lakers")
"Foreigners and Minorities Scare Me"
POLL: "Do you fear change?"
"There hasn't been a decent show on TV since the Nixon administration"
"Favorite denture adhesive"
"Best Vascular Surgeon along the Wasatch Front"
"When will the VFW stop asking me to donate?"
"Shriner dunebuggy maintenance"
"How do you keep from falling asleep in the temple?"
POLL "What's your record for most endowment sessions in a day?"
"Official Garden Photos Thread"
"How do Democrats Get Temple Recommends?"
"Obama is the Anti-Christ"

[John McClain]

Threads will include:

"They're trying to take money from Seniors"
"Which Rascal model is the best for the $$$$?"
"Lawn care"
"Strategies for keeping people off your lawn"
"Recipes that don't require teeth"
"Back when I was a boy"
"Folding Money"
"How do you organize your pills?"
"Medical Advice Needed" (it would eclipse "Lakers")
"Foreigners and Minorities Scare Me"
POLL: "Do you fear change?"
"There hasn't been a decent show on TV since the Nixon administration"
"Favorite denture adhesive"
"Best Vascular Surgeon along the Wasatch Front"
"When will the VFW stop asking me to donate?"
"Shriner dunebuggy maintenance"
"How do you keep from falling asleep in the temple?"
POLL "What's your record for most endowment sessions in a day?"
"Official Garden Photos Thread"
"How do Democrats Get Temple Recommends?"
"Obama is the Anti-Christ"

Some others:
Prostate flare-ups
I was quite the athlete in my day
Does the AARP have a liberal agenda?
High Priest lesson suggestions
Cholesterol lowering methods
Lazy Boy or Baracalounger?
Which reading glasses are most scratch resistant?
Pacemakers at Airport Security
Best models of riding lawnmowers
When should I revisit my Will?
Best Senior Discounts
They call that music?
Best headphones for listening to BYU football while attending games

[FMCoug]

We should start a new forum for the geriatric set, call it God's Waiting Room, or The Home, or maybe even The Good Old Days.

It should be called Grumpy Old Men.

[Art Vandelay]

I'm guessing you had some particularly awkward interviews tonight.

Well, a little lubricant does wonders on a shaft, it makes your hand slide down it much better than when it's dry. A nice rigid shaft, with a little flexibility in it is perfect for when you need the head to come into clean contact with your ball. You don't want to putter around in the rough, you want to sink it in and let the head guide your ball close to the hole. Once you're almost there, you widen your stance, and finish the job, always hoping, secretly, that your ball play is above par, not below.

I knew I would regret that post. I should stay in the fairway (the foyer and stadium) and avoid playing OB (tawdry humor). I apologize.

[creekster]

Yes! yet another member of the Seniors section of CUF

I am just glad he is older than me.

Welcome

[John McClain]

I am just glad he is older than me.

Welcome

Hell Creekster, you're just a youngster; I would've guessed otherwise.

[creekster]

Hell Creekster, you're just a youngster; I would've guessed otherwise.

I knew I liked you. But I didn't say how much older. And it is not much at all

[pellegrino]

Welcome clackamascoug. I am pleased that you used the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself. However, you did omit the most important question. Wuap has good reason to be upset.

[clackamascoug]

Are you looking forward to Wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?

I have figured out what Wuap's question would be.

Were U AP on your mission?

Of course not. I was lucky to be a lame duck district leader/trainer because I used to watch Dallas on Friday nights, while my greenie studied his disco's at the members kitchen table. Then there was the whole riding horseback cattle drive thingie, that may have set me back, but on the whole I baptised 3x the mission average.