BYU Recruiting

[Pelado]

You guys, a track athlete literally had his nuts fall out of his shorts and was not disciplined. If a female athlete's testicles fell out of her pants, I can guarantee you she'd be dismissed from the school. Prove me wrong.

You make a good point.

[Green Monstah]

You guys, a track athlete literally had his nuts fall out of his shorts and was not disciplined. If a female athlete's testicles fell out of her pants, I can guarantee you she'd be dismissed from the school. Prove me wrong.

[USUC]

I don't remember seeing the female BYU track athletes or volleyball players out there with long gym shorts and oversized shirts. Maybe this rosemary is a football fan only?

[BigPiney]

No kidding. Why does he need to show so much skin? Modest is hottest.

Agreed. Wouldn’t want him making me have bad thoughts.

[Pelado]

What a dumbass.

No kidding. Why does he need to show so much skin? Modest is hottest.

[BigPiney]

What a dumbass.

[Moliere]

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[Pelado]

Don’t forget your scriptures, Pelado!

I'll just quote the white bible to the best of my ability:

You and your companion should sleep in the same bedroom but not in the same bed.

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[Joe Public]

Maybe on his best perfect day you would. You don’t really get to decide that now, do you?

Don’t forget your scriptures, Pelado!

[Pelado]

Maybe on his best day you would. You don’t really get to decide that now, do you?

I hope to be far away from him during his best day.

[Donuthole]

And I never would have pegged that guy at all.

Maybe on his best day you would. You don’t really get to decide that now, do you?

[Pelado]

Oof. I teed that up, didn't I?

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

[BigFatMeanie]

And I never would have pegged that guy at all.

Oof. I teed that up, didn't I?

[Pelado]

Is that an inside joke I missed? I never would have pegged that dude as an SC fan.

And I never would have pegged that guy at all.

[BigFatMeanie]

Coming from you, that knowledge is more than half the battle! I didn't want to have to resort to any Butt Dart jokes, but if he decides to Fight On , I may just have to rethink that position involving him and the two biggest SC fans I know: Triplet Father and Michael McQuain.

Is that an inside joke I missed? I never would have pegged that dude as an SC fan.