The official Zach Wilson thread - Best Ever QB in World History

[USUC]

I have no idea how true or false this story is - but what I do know is that growing up, there was not one of my mom's friends I ever had any interest in beyond the cookies they may have been dropping off to share.

That's just ew.

Maybe this is like a friend who is 20 years younger than his mom or something. My mom was friends with a neighbor who was like 20 years younger than her and she held my interest for sure.

[RC Vikings]

It's funny to see how butt hurt the guys on CB are, they can't get it through their heads that a kid can play football in Provo and still do things like this.

[Art Vandelay]

It's funny to see how butt hurt the guys on CB are, they can't get it through their heads that a kid can play football in Provo and still do things like this.

Twitter is awash with Wilson memes. Most are wildly inappropriate. So I won’t admit to laughing at them. This one made me chuckle though.

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[All-American]

The over 40 comment is hilarious. But, what was the context and response of ZW and Joseph Smith. I missed that particular story.

There's a video of ZW golfing with some NFL buddies. As he steps up to the tee, someone makes some comment about how he needs to pray to Joseph Smith for help, or something like that. ZW replies with an unusual defense of Joseph Smith, using colorful words my mother would not want me to repeat effectively attesting to Joseph Smith's prowess in certain extracurricular activities.

Then, in an aspect of the video that has not gotten nearly enough attention, he absolutely crushed the drive. This indicates that any divine beings that happened to overhear ZW's comment likely approved.

[Donuthole]

There's a video of ZW golfing with some NFL buddies. As he steps up to the tee, someone makes some comment about how he needs to pray to Joseph Smith for help, or something like that. ZW replies with an unusual defense of Joseph Smith, using colorful words my mother would not want me to repeat effectively attesting to Joseph Smith's prowess in certain extracurricular activities.

Then, in an aspect of the video that has not gotten nearly enough attention, he absolutely crushed the drive. This indicates that any divine beings that happened to overhear ZW's comment likely approved.

They were doing the "backoff challenge" where you attempt to say outrageous things to get the person to back off their tee shot and reset. This is a dumb internet trend that needs to die, btw. With respect to the tee shot, i haven't watched it in a while, but IIRC it was a hybrid (perhaps on a par 3?) Well struck, sure, but not a club that really merits a "crushed" description. Also, IIRC he pushed it to the right.

[myboynoah]

In a testosterone rich environment, this is working out pretty well for Zach.

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[Jeff Lebowski]

Whether the rumors are true or not, the smart move for him would be to not say a word about it.

Ha!

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[BigPiney]

perfect statement.

[MartyFunkhouser]

Ha!

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Well played Zach. Well played. It is becoming increasing impossible to not want Zach Wilson to be successful.

I welcome heathen Zach Wilson with open arms.

[Commando]

Is it possible to like the kid any more?

[BigFatMeanie]

Well played Zach. Well played. It is becoming increasing impossible to not want Zach Wilson to be successful.

I welcome heathen Zach Wilson with open arms.

Easy there, Turbo - you don't know his position on LGBTQIA+ issues yet...

[MartyFunkhouser]

Is it possible to like the kid any more?

I think his mom's friends like him more than you do.

[Commando]

I think his mom's friends like him more than you do.

For as much crap as everyone gave him for having a fine mom on instagram who wouldn't stop posting thirst traps, she turned out to be a solid wingman.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

If Zach is lucky, if he performs on the field and with the inevitable assist from the NY media he can be 50% of the wool hound that Derek Jeter is/was -- and that's quite a thing.

Side note, I can greatly appreciate how Fred Warner has parlayed his football prowess in the NFL.

[dabrockster]

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