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  • #16
    Originally posted by Babs View Post
    I've heard TD appreciates posts about clowns.
    But he loves to discuss public toilets, just loves it.
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    • #17
      Originally posted by GrillinUte View Post
      I move to make this a Sugar Bowl free zone.
      I second.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
        But he loves to discuss public toilets, just loves it.
        There you go. Midget clowns using public restrooms while lipsynching to Carly Simon.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by YOhio View Post
          I second.
          You say that like you assume we care what you think. That's just so adorable when you do that.
          "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

          "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

          "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

          -Rick Majerus

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Babs View Post
            There you go. Midget clowns using public restrooms while lipsynching to Carly Simon.
            I realize this is a bit of a tangent, but what if the midget clown had his larynx removed and was singing "You're So Vain" in the public restroom with one of those throat vibrator things? Just to kick it up a notch.
            There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

            Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

            Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
            Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

            Tomorrow is Saturday
            And Sunday comes afterwards

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            • #21
              Originally posted by landpoke View Post
              I realize this is a bit of a tangent, but what if the midget clown had his larynx removed and was singing "You're So Vain" in the public restroom with one of those throat vibrator things? Just to kick it up a notch.
              Was he using a urinal or a stall, you think?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by landpoke View Post
                I realize this is a bit of a tangent, but what if the midget clown had his larynx removed and was singing "You're So Vain" in the public restroom with one of those throat vibrator things? Just to kick it up a notch.
                While fishing hair out of the drain...

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
                  While fishing hair out of the drain...
                  with latex gloves.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by USS Utah View Post
                    I can't post about BYU, because that makes me little brother.

                    I can't post about Obama because Bush was the worst president ever.

                    I can't post about Germans because Hitler was evil.

                    I can't post about military history because I never saw combat.

                    And now I can't reference the SUGAR BOWL?

                    Just what the hell can I post about?
                    Go ahead and post about Military History. I love to talk about that, I never saw combat either, came close once though

                    I may be small, but I'm slow.

                    A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Babs View Post
                      Was he using a urinal or a stall, you think?
                      Depends on the age of the restroom. Most modern men's public restrooms have a lower urinal for kids. And larynx-less midget clowns who use throat vibrator dohickies to sing Carly Simon songs while fishing hair out of the drain.
                      There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                      Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                      Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                      Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                      Tomorrow is Saturday
                      And Sunday comes afterwards

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by beelzebabette View Post
                        While fishing hair out of the drain...
                        Added.
                        There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.

                        Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.

                        Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
                        Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

                        Tomorrow is Saturday
                        And Sunday comes afterwards

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by USS Utah View Post
                          Just what the hell can I post about?
                          The Phoebe Cates pool scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Babs View Post
                            with latex gloves.
                            while wearing a cardigan.
                            "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                            "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                              while wearing a cardigan.
                              And his belt buckle didn't match his watch.

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                              • #30
                                What a nightmare. Poor TD isn't going to be able to sleep for days. Perhaps he can bake a few cakes.

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