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But he loves to discuss public toilets, just loves it.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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You say that like you assume we care what you think. That's just so adorable when you do that.Originally posted by YOhio View PostI second.
"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick Majerus
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I realize this is a bit of a tangent, but what if the midget clown had his larynx removed and was singing "You're So Vain" in the public restroom with one of those throat vibrator things? Just to kick it up a notch.Originally posted by Babs View PostThere you go. Midget clowns using public restrooms while lipsynching to Carly Simon.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
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Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
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Was he using a urinal or a stall, you think?Originally posted by landpoke View PostI realize this is a bit of a tangent, but what if the midget clown had his larynx removed and was singing "You're So Vain" in the public restroom with one of those throat vibrator things? Just to kick it up a notch.
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While fishing hair out of the drain...Originally posted by landpoke View PostI realize this is a bit of a tangent, but what if the midget clown had his larynx removed and was singing "You're So Vain" in the public restroom with one of those throat vibrator things? Just to kick it up a notch.
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Go ahead and post about Military History. I love to talk about that, I never saw combat either, came close once thoughOriginally posted by USS Utah View PostI can't post about BYU, because that makes me little brother.
I can't post about Obama because Bush was the worst president ever.
I can't post about Germans because Hitler was evil.
I can't post about military history because I never saw combat.
And now I can't reference the SUGAR BOWL?
Just what the hell can I post about?
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."
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Depends on the age of the restroom. Most modern men's public restrooms have a lower urinal for kids. And larynx-less midget clowns who use throat vibrator dohickies to sing Carly Simon songs while fishing hair out of the drain.Originally posted by Babs View PostWas he using a urinal or a stall, you think?There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
…
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
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Added.Originally posted by beelzebabette View PostWhile fishing hair out of the drain...There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
Tila Tequila and Juggalos, America’s saddest punchline since the South.
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
…
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
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while wearing a cardigan.Originally posted by Babs View Postwith latex gloves."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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