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  • #16
    LOL! Nicely done CMBF. I'd watch that movie!

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    • #17
      Bradley Cooper as the main character.

      Elizabeth Banks as the professor.

      Tim Blake Nelson (solid Jeffs resemblance) as the college president.

      Chloe Moretz as his bastard daughter he sired in college, who's now attending the college due to her mother's influence. He discovers she's about to become a hostess in the school's underground recruiting efforts.
      Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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      • #18
        The scenario you've painted, while implausible as it may seem, is good enough reason to get Sark into that orange vest!

        Whom do you see as the head coach? Michael Douglas? Bruce Willis? Joh Voight? Actually, it might only be plausible to have this thing greenlit with the ol' Happy Madison crew. Now that I think about it, it does sound a lot like the Longest Yard.
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Commando View Post
          The scenario you've painted, while implausible as it may seem, is good enough reason to get Sark into that orange vest!

          Whom do you see as the head coach? Michael Douglas? Bruce Willis? Joh Voight? Actually, it might only be plausible to have this thing greenlit with the ol' Happy Madison crew. Now that I think about it, it does sound a lot like the Longest Yard.
          Michael Douglas loses his voice due to contracting throat cancer from too much oral sex at his job prior to the one at Bill of Rights University? I'm not sure if he'd take the role.

          How about John Travolta featuring some hilarious hijinks "celebrating" with the BRU players in the lockeroom after the game?
          Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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          • #20
            Crowton going to Oregon State as a consultant, BYU already missed on that one better get Sark before someone else does.
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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            • #21
              Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
              Crowton going to Oregon State as a consultant, BYU already missed on that one better get Sark before someone else does.
              Crowton's first task: find Bronco's car!
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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              • #22
                This is the seventh step in Dr. Chris Hill's scheme to replace Whit with Gary Anderson.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Applejack View Post
                  This is the seventh step in Dr. Chris Hill's scheme to replace Whit with Gary Anderson.
                  7th out of how many steps?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by wally View Post
                    7th out of how many steps?
                    Exactly!

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                    • #25
                      I wouldn't have a problem with it if BYU played a part in getting Sark back on his feet.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Shaka View Post
                        I wouldn't have a problem with it if BYU played a part in getting Sark back on his feet.
                        Agreed. Still love Sark!

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                        • #27
                          Sark is back. Will replace Lane Kiffin as OC at Alabama. Not a bad spot to make a comeback.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                            Sark is back. Will replace Lane Kiffin as OC at Alabama. Not a bad spot to make a comeback.
                            I wish we all could get these kinds of second chances.
                            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                            • #29
                              No pressure, Sark.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                                No pressure, Sark.
                                Eating that booger was a good start!
                                Get confident, stupid
                                -landpoke

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