"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated" - The Rivalry Thread

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  • wally
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    • Jun 2010
    • 4137

    #4081
    Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post

    If I ever find myself at Rice-Eccles for a Utes game, I'll be sure to chant 'Fu__ the __% of Utes who are Mormon!'
    Ohhh, that goes pretty hard. I like it!

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    • Northwestcoug
      Cocked and Loaded
      • May 2011
      • 17922

      #4082
      Originally posted by wally View Post

      Ohhh, that goes pretty hard. I like it!
      Just trying to help a brother out. It seems like you're perplexed why those snowflake Y fans would be offended by a 'Fu__ the Mormons' chant.
      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
      - SeattleUte

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      • wally
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        • Jun 2010
        • 4137

        #4083
        Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post

        Just trying to help a brother out. It seems like you're perplexed why those snowflake Y fans would be offended by a 'Fu__ the Mormons' chant.
        I am just messing around. Also, I am dumb.

        I am sure that telling a bunch of young, dumb sports fans to 'stop chanting offensive things' is for sure going to put the matter to bed and not fan the flames....

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        • falafel
          loves to talk on things
          • Mar 2009
          • 37874

          #4084
          Originally posted by wally View Post

          I am just messing around. Also, I am dumb.

          I am sure that telling a bunch of young, dumb sports fans to 'stop chanting offensive things' is for sure going to put the matter to bed and not fan the flames....
          Yeah, better not mention it at all. If kids can't figure out the world on their own, f__ 'em, right Wallster??
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • Green Monstah
            Royal Rooter
            • Aug 2010
            • 13907

            #4085
            I did feel bad for the lady and her husband who were shot in the Michigan hate crime.

            But by and large, this is a nothing burger. My whole life, in the rare occasion that I’ve bested someone, the two most common retorts from poor sports are commentary on my weight and religion. The religion thing has just never bothered me much. The weight thing has, and so I usually just say “well, how does it feel to lose to my fat ass?” And then I usually feel pretty good.
            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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            • falafel
              loves to talk on things
              • Mar 2009
              • 37874

              #4086
              Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
              I did feel bad for the lady and her husband who were shot in the Michigan hate crime.

              But by and large, this is a nothing burger. My whole life, in the rare occasion that I’ve bested someone, the two most common retorts from poor sports are commentary on my weight and religion. The religion thing has just never bothered me much. The weight thing has, and so I usually just say “well, how does it feel to lose to my fat ass?” And then I usually feel pretty good.
              20 years ago I attended the BYU vs. UNLV game at Sam Boyd Stadium. My friends and I went to the BYU alumni tailgate party in the parking lot. We were throwing the football around (not me, I can't throw -- only catch) and my friend made an off-target throw. The ball crashed into the area of several UNLV fans. Some older dude said under his breath "fuckin' mormons", as if no other fanbase had ever thrown an errant pass.

              I have totally gotten over it, as you can tell.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • BigFatMeanie
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 7092

                #4087
                Originally posted by wally View Post

                I am just messing around. Also, I am dumb.

                I am sure that telling a bunch of young, dumb sports fans to 'stop chanting offensive things' is for sure going to put the matter to bed and not fan the flames....
                Interestingly, I learned recently that there is nothing wrong with being dumb as long as you are also good looking. Apparently lots of people are willing to accept that tradeoff.

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                • Bo Diddley
                  Senior
                  • Jul 2012
                  • 18716

                  #4088
                  Originally posted by falafel View Post

                  20 years ago I attended the BYU vs. UNLV game at Sam Boyd Stadium. My friends and I went to the BYU alumni tailgate party in the parking lot. We were throwing the football around (not me, I can't throw -- only catch) and my friend made an off-target throw. The ball crashed into the area of several UNLV fans. Some older dude said under his breath "fuckin' mormons", as if no other fanbase had ever thrown an errant pass.

                  I have totally gotten over it, as you can tell.
                  Ugh. I would take eff the mormons over that inane Reeeeeeee-blllllllllllles thing they do over and over.

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37874

                    #4089
                    Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post

                    Interestingly, I learned recently that there is nothing wrong with being dumb as long as you are also good looking. Apparently lots of people are willing to accept that tradeoff.
                    Whoa, are you making a move on Wally??
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • falafel
                      loves to talk on things
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 37874

                      #4090
                      Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post

                      Ugh. I would take eff the mormons over that inane Reeeeeeee-blllllllllllles thing they do over and over.
                      It was waaaaaaaay worse at the basketball games during that time. Remember what they did to Sarah Cummard??
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69478

                        #4091
                        Like I said, I am a turn-the-other-cheek guy so too much whining on social media makes me uncomfortable. But I will definitely judge your fanbase.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Donuthole
                          Official Outgayer
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 25231

                          #4092
                          Here's what I know. There are two types of "f*** the Mormons!" chants. There's the one when their team is destroying yours, the crowd is bored, and so the chant starts up. (See Oregon circa 2022). Then there's the one when your team is destroying theirs, and they feel the need to do something to make themselves feel better. So the chant starts up. The former is somewhat annoying. The latter I almost enjoy. YMMV.
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • Moliere
                            One man.....one pie
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 27800

                            #4093
                            Tbh, if anyone is a practicing Christian or even considers themselves a humanist, they should be looking to build people up instead of tearing them down through FU chants.
                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • wally
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                              • Jun 2010
                              • 4137

                              #4094
                              Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post

                              Interestingly, I learned recently that there is nothing wrong with being dumb as long as you are also good looking. Apparently lots of people are willing to accept that tradeoff.
                              or really good at sports. The problem is that both looks and athleticism fade with age, and then you are just a "big ol' dumbass" but maybe with some wealth from the looks or the athleticism.... oh wait, rich and dumb? is that acceptable?

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                              • BigFatMeanie
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 7092

                                #4095
                                Originally posted by falafel View Post

                                Whoa, are you making a move on Wally??
                                Tempting, but I could never be with a Ute fan.

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