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  • Blueintheface
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 15382
    #541
    Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post
    If we lose to Wazzu this year, I will literally kill myself.
    I...uh...hope not.
    "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

    "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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      • chrisrenrut
        Strikes and Gutters
        • Jul 2009
        • 2285
        #542
        Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
        I...uh...hope not.
        We don't play them this year. Sorry, dumb joke.

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69648
            #543
            Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post
            We don't play them this year. Sorry, dumb joke.
            Phew!
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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              • Applejack
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2012
                • 3813
                #544
                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                I'm doing nothing more than providing a link and thanking BYU for the assist. It is the polite thing to do. I think it is way too early to rank Utah 1st in the nation and too early to talk about being a playoff team.
                No, it's not! We got one vote (1) in the AP poll as the #1 team of destiny and triumph. The voter: John Adams.

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                  • hostile
                    lollygagger
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 5736
                    #545
                    Originally posted by Applejack View Post
                    No, it's not! We got one vote (1) in the AP poll as the #1 team of destiny and triumph. The voter: John Adams.
                    2nd president, of course
                    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69648
                        #546
                        Originally posted by Applejack View Post
                        No, it's not! We got one vote (1) in the AP poll as the #1 team of destiny and triumph. The voter: John Adams.
                        Originally posted by hostile View Post
                        2nd president, of course
                        Ben Franklin was right about Adams. Total wanker.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • Commando
                            Explosivo
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 20748
                            #547
                            Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post
                            We don't play them this year. Sorry, dumb joke.
                            Never say never-- the bowl selection committee is quite a wily mistress!!
                            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • Blueintheface
                                Senior Member
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 15382
                                #548
                                Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post
                                We don't play them this year. Sorry, dumb joke.
                                Phew...I thought you were playing them and I was worried that someone in the Cognoscente would hold you to that should that unlikely scenario have played out.
                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                  • chrisrenrut
                                    Strikes and Gutters
                                    • Jul 2009
                                    • 2285
                                    #549
                                    Originally posted by Commando View Post
                                    Never say never-- the bowl selection committee is quite a wily mistress!!
                                    PAC-12 championship game maybe? Nah, let's not get ahead of ourselves. One game at a time.

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                                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                                        Time to camp
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 26082
                                        #550
                                        Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post
                                        If we lose to Wazzu this year, I will literally kill myself.
                                        Before that happens would you please share any other delicious cookie or treat recipients with us?
                                        Get confident, stupid
                                        -landpoke

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                                          • MartyFunkhouser
                                            Disciple of RNGesus
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 18743
                                            #551
                                            The byu fans pretending they don't want you dead are lying. They rejoice with the death of each Ute fan.
                                            As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                                            --Kendrick Lamar

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                                              • Blueintheface
                                                Senior Member
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 15382
                                                #552
                                                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                                The byu fans pretending they don't want you dead are lying. They rejoice with the death of each Ute fan.
                                                I don't know Chisenrut personally but I would wish that he die alongside his fellow call center employees in the same accident that might befall the other Ute fans in cj's & DDD's stadiocolypse scenario.

                                                Suicide is no way to go.
                                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                                  • SCcoug
                                                    Senior Member
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 7625
                                                    #553
                                                    Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                                    The byu fans pretending they don't want you dead are lying. They rejoice with the death of each Ute fan.
                                                    My niece's boyfriend is named chris so she'd be sad if chris dies.

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                                                      • YOhio
                                                        Hipster Mode
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 26165
                                                        #554
                                                        Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                                        The byu fans pretending they don't want you dead are lying. They rejoice with the death of each Ute fan.
                                                        Agree.

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                                                          • imanihonjin
                                                            Junior Member
                                                            • Jun 2013
                                                            • 3772
                                                            #555
                                                            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                                            I'm doing nothing more than providing a link and thanking BYU for the assist. It is the polite thing to do. I think it is way too early to rank Utah 1st in the nation and too early to talk about being a playoff team.
                                                            A link that states that Utah is #1 (hahaha....nice one SI) and that is talking about resumes and so on and so forth is only relevant in the context of determining what is at stake. Utah's resume only matters in determining whether it is playoff worthy and your thanking BYU for helping Utah's resume is only useful in this context.

                                                            So, nice job funk, you just guaranteed the Utes at least one loss with your bad karma shenanigans. Basically you and Steve Bartman belong in the same club.

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