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Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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This probably fits better in the Nebraska thread. Lol at #25.Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
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Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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"Barley". LolOriginally posted by myboynoah View Post"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Is "barley loosing in the Rose Bowl" a euphemism for retching from beer overconsumption? Pity the Rose Bowl clean-up crew.
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Ute Fans before the '21 Holy War: "#10iscoming," "riseandshout.net" over and over and over
Ute Fans after the '21 Holy War: "never think about those guys," "that game doesn't matter at all," "Rose Bowl," "UAB""Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
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Not gonna lie. I wish we could have beaten USC on the road.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν
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"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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lolOriginally posted by All-American View PostNot gonna lie. I wish we could have beaten USC on the road.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Yeah, well, that game was so forgetful. Obviously.Originally posted by All-American View PostNot gonna lie. I wish we could have beaten USC on the road.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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And as proof of not remembering, let me tweet out a response to this thing I don't even remember.Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
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I remember. The game sucked. I don't enjoy losing to BYU. Each time that BYU beats Utah in football or basketball, it is definitive proof that there is no God and there is evil in this world.As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
--Kendrick Lamar
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This stuff is just too delicious to not pass on.
More reasons why Chandler opted for BYU against all odds, the laws of physics, and statements by past recruits who would walk on at Utah rather than accept scholarship offers at BYU
A few of thoughts:concerned President's Circle
I heard Riley and Chris Grant discuss Colin Chandler last week. They said he was coming to Utah until the Y came forward with an NIL deal somewhere between $100K and $1 mil (courtesy of Ryan Smith). Said or implied that the U was caught flatfooted and hadn’t geared up for NIL deals yet. FWIW- This is Russian citizen levels of lying to oneself
- Well of course: uofutah = flatfooted
- The very thought of Ryan Smith makes uofutah fans poop their pants and barf out of their mouths in the presences of the people they hold most dear, all at the same time
- Good hell, people, how about just a scintilla of self-awareness
Last edited by myboynoah; 03-14-2022, 12:26 AM.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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That's great. The guy that posted about recruits choosing to walk on at Utah over getting a scholarship at BYU prefaced it by warning that his statement "will piss off any lurking zoobs." Uh, I don't think so.
"Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
"The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
"I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
"I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71
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That is an amazing thread. Zero evidence for this fairy tale - and is has been thoroughly debunked - but it still has traction. And of course LA Ute doubles down."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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