The Official BYU 2015 Death to Us by Everyone We Meet Watch Thread

[Omaha 680]

I learned from Nintendo that some of the hazards of being a paperboy include rabid dogs, breakdancing dudes in the street, and the occasional Grim Reaper. As such, I had no desire to become a paperboy.

[Shaka]

Add me to paperboy ranks. I started delivering on a Huffy Pro Lightning that had been tricked out and finished on a Redline Proline 20 II Carrera.

[Donuthole]

I delivered papers as well, the Benicia Herald. Had a GT Pro Series that was all white, including white hubs. It was super clean. We were paid $6 a month per house we were actually able to collect on. That included delivery and collection. The cost of the paper was $18 a month and it was a bitch to collect from most people. I had two routes, about 120 total houses. I was lucky to collect on half of those.

Mine was similar. I would get billed $3.35 for every house on my route. I would collect $7.75 from as many people as possible, but if I wasn't able to collect from them, I ate the cost. I remember thinking it was a shady move by the newspaper to stick me with the collection process and also make me foot the bill for non-payers, especially when I didn't have control over canceling their subscription when they didn't pay. IIRC, my profits suffered by about 30% because of deadbeat customers.

[Pelado]

[jay santos]

I did a paper route in Laramie, Wyoming. As I recall, I didn't get stuck much if ever by deadbeat customers. Coldest morning I did my paper route: -29, -57 wind chill.

[Sizzle]

I did a paper route in Laramie, Wyoming. As I recall, I didn't get stuck much if ever by deadbeat customers. Coldest morning I did my paper route: -29, -57 wind chill.

Wow, looks like Santos, Donut, Junkie and Shaka can start a paper route club.

For those of us who would like to talk football, this came out today:

https://twitter.com/cbssportscfb/sta...96861572177920

CBSSportsCFB: BYU won’t suspend OL who punched a Boise State player below the belt http://t.co/cJa4DZVCZV http://t.co/psXm2WCrL4

[Flystripper]

YES! lol

[cougjunkie]

Wow, looks like Santos, Donut, Junkie and Shaka can start a paper route club.

For those of us who would like to talk football, this came out today:

https://twitter.com/cbssportscfb/sta...96861572177920

CBSSportsCFB: BYU won’t suspend OL who punched a Boise State player below the belt http://t.co/cJa4DZVCZV http://t.co/psXm2WCrL4

ESAD

[Commando]

I forget what personal foul Takitaki racked up.... Bronco's apparently mad at him, too.

*That's right- a "late hit" I thought that was horse shit. He could have put a serious lick on him if he wanted to blow him up.

[Donuthole]

I forget what personal foul Takitaki racked up.... Bronco's apparently mad at him, too.

It was a pretty bad one. Extended a drive that eventually resulted in a TD. But for the stupid play, BSU would have been punting.

[Non Sequitur]

I got fired from my paper route (San Jose Mercury). Wednesday was insert day, and I used to throw the bundles in the dumpster...they were a pain. Apparently some people look forward to the Wednesday coupons.

[falafel]

Wow, looks like Santos, Donut, Junkie and Shaka can start a paper route club.

For those of us who would like to talk football, this came out today:

https://twitter.com/cbssportscfb/sta...96861572177920

CBSSportsCFB: BYU won’t suspend OL who punched a Boise State player below the belt http://t.co/cJa4DZVCZV http://t.co/psXm2WCrL4

MBN is loving this!

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[HuskyFreeNorthwest]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barsto...le-pass-again/

Serious question- is there a scarier sight right now than seeing BYU on your schedule? I mean it’s clear to pretty much everyone with a brain right now, this is a team of destiny. Don’t want to stoop to the obvious that God is on their side or anything, but let’s just say all that abstaining from sex and alcohol and caffeine isn’t going unnoticed upstairs.


Almost rather play Bama in Tuscaloosa than the Cougars anywhere at this point.

From the comment section

How do you think they celebrate? Do they take white girls out to a nice dinner and with the possibility of a kiss on the first date?

aboslutely none of them got laid last night. damn shame

[Jeff Lebowski]

This thread title is an embarrassment. Needs an edit.

[imanihonjin]

I forget what personal foul Takitaki racked up.... Bronco's apparently mad at him, too.

*That's right- a "late hit" I thought that was horse shit. He could have put a serious lick on him if he wanted to blow him up.

He hit him with the forearm in the head. That is a penalty every time.