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  • Breaking News: Van Noy Scandal

    I heard from a good source (a friend's cousin's mother's neighbor) that Kyle Van Noy recently left only an 18% tip at Denny's, even though the service was outstanding.

    Tsk, tsk, Kyle.
    "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug

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    dur hur hurrr
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    • #3
      I also hear that Kyle had an imaginary friend that he was constantly talking about, but nobody would ever meet this friend. He must have wised up because he hasn't said a word about his friend since he started kindergarten.
      "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug

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      • #4
        This thread is about as cool as an open windowed bus full of school children in-18 degree weather.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by New Mexican Disaster View Post
          This thread is about as cool as an open windowed bus full of school children in-18 degree weather.
          Brrrr. That's so cool its frigid cold!

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          • #6
            I know he's not LDS, but I hear Kyle pays tithing on net, not gross.
            "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The Fourth Nephite View Post
              I know he's not LDS, but I hear Kyle pays tithing on net, not gross.
              :threadjacked:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Fourth Nephite View Post
                I know he's not LDS, but I hear Kyle pays tithing on net, not gross.
                KVN is LDS.

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                • #9
                  He is? Really? But...but...he's from Reno.
                  "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Fourth Nephite View Post
                    He is? Really? But...but...he's from Reno.
                    There once was a girl from Reno
                    Who lost all her cash playing keno
                    Da da da da da
                    Da da da da da
                    And now she owns the casino!
                    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

                    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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                    • #11
                      Damn, I wish I lived in Reno. I'm ready to take my poker game to the next level, but can't for lack of opportunity to play in a safe venue.
                      Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                      "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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