Utes Odds

[BlueHair]

Don't you know, SU, you can't be a fan unless you have no other life? You need to quit your job, abandon your family, and memorize everything there is to know about a bunch of 18-22 year-olds. Then you'll be cool. Then you'll have message-board cred.

(so I hear)

You don't have to know everything about 18 year old kids to be cool, but if you ever cry over them, there is nothing you could do in this life to overcome your pussiness. Unless of course, one of the 18 years olds is your kid.

[BlueHair]

What losers.

Says the man that cries over sports.

[SeattleUte]

Says the man that cries over sports.

Witness the gaul of bitterness. The man is a walking wound. Is anything sadder than an apostate BYU fan grieving a cuffing by the Utes? The man is a ship without safe harbor. Every move he makes, every utterance screams envy and disappointment.

You miserable bastard, do you think I'm ashamed to say I shed tears about many things and not infrequently? (My fans know I shed tears at the Lincoln memorial just last month.) Last Saturday, however, it was over my four year old's cello performance. I do have priorities. I tell you what, though, if BYU were 12-0 and had just beaten Utah by 24 points I wouldn't be coming here talking about what paper cougers your team was. You are a loser.

[TripletDaddy]

Witness the gaul of bitterness. The man is a walking wound. Is anything sadder than an apostate BYU fan grieving a cuffing by the Utes? The man is a ship without safe harbor. Every move he makes, every utterance screams envy and disappointment.

You miserable bastard, do you think I'm ashamed to say I shed tears about many things and not infrequently? (My fans know I shed tears at the Lincoln memorial just last month.) Last Saturday, however, it was over my four year old's cello performance. I do have priorities. I tell you what, though, if BYU were 12-0 and had just beaten Utah by 24 points I wouldn't be coming here talking about what paper cougers your team was. You are a loser.

Didnt you also recently cry over the Gettysburg Address? What is it about Lincoln that drives you to tears?

I dig you, SU. I really do.

[SeattleUte]

Didnt you also recently cry over the Gettysburg Address? What is it about Lincoln that drives you to tears?

I dig you, SU. I really do.

Yes, as I said above, I cried at the Lincoln memorial reading the Gettysburgh address.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Yes, as I said above, I cried at the Lincoln memorial reading the Gettysburgh address.

SU and I are kindred spirits. I have a pretty short fuse as well. Got it from my mother.

[TripletDaddy]

Yes, as I said above, I cried at the Lincoln memorial reading the Gettysburgh address.

Were you reading it aloud and crying?

That would have been a sight to see.

[SeattleUte]

Were you reading it aloud and crying?

That would have been a sight to see.

No. I read it to myslf and then discreetly wiped my eyes. It was nighttime. (I've been there countless times; it wasn't the first time this happened.)

[PaloAltoCougar]

Witness the gaul of bitterness.

This is one of those cool typos, invoking visions of Caesar crossing the Rubicon.

[SeattleUte]

This is one of those cool typos, invoking visions of Caesar crossing the Rubicon.

Isn't that where it came from?

[BlueHair]

Witness the gaul of bitterness. The man is a walking wound. Is anything sadder than an apostate BYU fan grieving a cuffing by the Utes? The man is a ship without safe harbor. Every move he makes, every utterance screams envy and disappointment.

You miserable bastard, do you think I'm ashamed to say I shed tears about many things and not infrequently? (My fans know I shed tears at the Lincoln memorial just last month.) Last Saturday, however, it was over my four year old's cello performance. I do have priorities. I tell you what, though, if BYU were 12-0 and had just beaten Utah by 24 points I wouldn't be coming here talking about what paper cougers your team was. You are a loser.

Crying over sports? LOL! You are a pussy with poor reading comprehension. I was trying to start a dialogue on what people might think the lines would be set at. Of course, you, like a little girl, took it that I was dissing Utah. Don't worry, I'm not telling you those pants make your ass look fat. Maybe you should move away from the rain. You are way too fragile not to see the sun every day.

I like to wager on sports. Part of wagering is picking games that the oddsmakers made a mistake on. Sometimes it's good to get a second opinion in case you think too much or too little of certain teams. I happen to think that Florida and Oklahoma would kill Utah. That is not an insult to Utah. Those teams would kill almost every college team.

What do you think the lines should be if they play Oklahoma or Florida?

[TripletDaddy]

No. I read it to myslf and then discreetly wiped my eyes. It was nighttime. (I've been there countless times; it wasn't the first time this happened.)

As an undergrad, I made out once in front of the Jefferson Memorial at night.

Not exactly the same as your experience, but still memorable.

That night, for a certain BYU co-ed, it became a self-evident truth that I had been endowed by my Creator.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Isn't that where it came from?

I assumed you meant gaul's homophone, gall, meaning bile, a bitter liquid we were forced to swallow Saturday evening. But gaul works, too, merely underscoring the versatility and fun of the English language.

[SeattleUte]

I assumed you meant gaul's homophone, gall, meaning bile, a bitter liquid we were forced to swallow Saturday evening. But gaul works, too, merely underscoring the versatility and fun of the English language.

I meant gall, not gaul. But I'm just proving to 3D that I can laugh at myself.

[PaloAltoCougar]

I meant gall, not gaul. But I'm just proving to 3D that I can laugh at myself.

Crap, then I shouldn't have been so nice in my response. A loss to Utah can be very emasculating.