THE OFFICIAL CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU THREAD

[Flystripper]

But doesn't killing 5 hookers at SMU make someone supremely qualified to work in Vic Vega's seedy "laundromat?"

No way! Laundromats are safe havens for hookers and since Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU he would just not be a good fit for the job.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I like Raylan Givens' version, personally.

[old_gregg]

I like Raylan Givens' version, personally.

guess i should probably watch justified when i get a chance

[Vic Vega]

guess i should probably watch justified when i get a chance

My laundromat does not mind that Craig James killed 5 hookers. Snitching is a much bigger offense than killing 5 hookers, but only in the laundromat business. Don't get me wrong. It is a shame that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU, but will not stop him from doing well at the laundromat.

[Jeff Lebowski]

guess i should probably watch justified when i get a chance

He is talking about this classic line.



But yes, you should watch Justified. It is awesome.

[dabrockster]

All the more reason not to hire him.

I hear he keeps a roll of dollar bills on hand to lure SMU college girls just in case he decides to kill more than 5 hookers at SMU...

[New Mexican Disaster]

Are religious beliefs about killing five hookers at SMU important enough to deserve protection?

[MartyFunkhouser]

Now down to the third page of results. These things don't maintain themselves, mpfunk.

Why am I the one responsible for maintaining our Craig James Killed 5 Hookers Rank? Maybe I'm not interested in having a cougar website being first. I would have been very interested in having a cougar/Ute website being first.

[The_Douger]

I'm just glad every time something bad happens to him.

I wish ill will on him. He's such an arrogant asshole.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I'm just glad every time something bad happens to him.

I wish ill will on him. He's such an arrogant asshole.

If we could only get Craig James, Bill Maher, Urban Meyer, and a meteor together at the same place at the same time.

[Pelado]

If we could only get Craig James, Bill Maher, Urban Meyer, and a meteor together at the same place at the same time.

Careful what you wish for. Their combined egos might destroy the meteor...and kill 5 hookers at SMU.

[Pelado]

How often do you hear accusations that Fox is not conservative enough?

But James and attorneys at the Plano, Texas-based Liberty Institute, a conservative advocacy group, accuse Fox of targeting him specifically due to his statements about gay marriage.

[dabrockster]

If we could only get Craig James, Bill Maher, Urban Meyer, and a meteor together at the same place at the same time.

OK. I had no issue with you hating on Urbantor, but putting him at the same level of Bill Maher and CJ (Craig James. HA.. CJ will hate the connection). That's just downright wrong...

[Vic Vega]

Craig James Prostitutes SMU still shows up on a Google search of Craig James after you hit the letter P. Not all the truth is buried like the 5 prostitutes.

This story will not die like the 5 prostitutes near SMU did Mr. Craig James!!! You can't cover the death of SMU prostitutes Craig James!

[All-American]

If we could only get Craig James, Bill Maher, Urban Meyer, and a meteor together at the same place at the same time.

Almost. Get them in Dallas with three more hookers.