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  • Kory the Ultimate (Utah) Fan

    Or - "Your Public Relations Budget: You're Spending It Wrong."

    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1GkdhVrMUc"]The Ultimate Ute Fan Experience - YouTube[/nomedia]


    Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

    It can't all be wedding cake.

  • #2
    LOL is Utah copying Oregon riding a Harley out of the tunnel?
    Get confident, stupid
    -landpoke

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    • #3
      Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
      Or - "Your Public Relations Budget: You're Spending It Wrong."

      The Ultimate Ute Fan Experience - YouTube


      This is a parody, right?
      "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

      - Ty Cobb

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      • #4
        Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
        This is a parody, right?

        That wld be my first guess - since it's a pitch perfect caricature of what we all want to think the average Ute is like (goat, circa-97-bleached-hair in 2011, fluent in 80s cock rock lyrics, general ass clown behavior) - but it seems to be the feature program on http://utahutes.cstv.com/ which leaves me a bit

        - does the U have that kind of self confidence? To parody its own fans and then feature the parody on its home page?

        If so, then I raise my Coke Zero to them.
        Last edited by oxcoug; 10-29-2011, 05:26 PM.
        Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

        It can't all be wedding cake.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
          If so, then I raise my Coke Zero to them.
          Served cold in a cup with an oversized PAC12 logo.

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          • #6
            "Kory" sounds like a Utah name, although I'm surprised it's not spelled Kori or Koree or Quoree.
            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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            • #7
              Originally posted by oxcoug View Post
              Or - "Your Public Relations Budget: You're Spending It Wrong."

              The Ultimate Ute Fan Experience - YouTube


              Look you don't want to go there with videos. There is already an entire thread of ammunition to use against you. If you stop now, I'll refrain from firing back.
              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
              --Kendrick Lamar

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                Look you don't want to go there with videos. There is already an entire thread of ammunition to use against you. If you stop now, I'll refrain from firing back.

                Easy cowboy, you some kind of maniac????!!

                Put that thing down.... everyone walks away... real calm. No one gets hurt.
                Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī

                It can't all be wedding cake.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                  "Kory" sounds like a Utah name, although I'm surprised it's not spelled Kori or Koree or Quoree.
                  LOL
                  Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                  - Howard Aiken

                  Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                  - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                    This is a parody, right?
                    Definitely. Somebody thought it would be funny if they created a persona of a fan who was a cross between Guy Fieri with John Malkovich and then had him go around the tailgate and stadium doing and saying very unfunny things. It worked, because I definitely had a few laughs.
                    Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                    There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                      Look you don't want to go there with videos. There is already an entire thread of ammunition to use against you. If you stop now, I'll refrain from firing back.
                      Make wayyyyyyyyy....... For BYUuuuuuuuuuuuu!
                      "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                      - Ty Cobb

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                        Make wayyyyyyyyy....... For BYUuuuuuuuuuuuu!
                        About twice a week I am so angry I could poop myself that I never downloaded that video so I could always have it.

                        "Not to strike insulting chords, but what university is truly the Lord's?" That is some solid BYU-I smack.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                          About twice a week I am so angry I could poop myself that I never downloaded that video so I could always have it.

                          "Not to strike insulting chords, but what university is truly the Lord's?" That is some solid BYU-I smack.
                          That video was awesome. Did it reall disappear from YouTube?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by OrangeUte View Post
                            That video was awesome. Did it reall disappear from YouTube?
                            This has the audio with new and improved video footage.

                            [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Sw_DAKby4"]Make Way for BYU - YouTube[/nomedia]
                            "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                            "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                            "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by OrangeUte View Post
                              That video was awesome. Did it reall disappear from YouTube?
                              It is only available with football highlights now, which I guess are funny maybe if you are a Utah fan, but the song wasn't about football in any way. It was about the greatness of the BYU student. That appears to be gone, if I ever find it I will save it.
                              Get confident, stupid
                              -landpoke

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