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  • hostile
    lollygagger
    • Dec 2009
    • 5736

    #1261
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    $7,000 a week is not nearly enough money to get me to wear a red jersey.
    So we've established what you are and now we're just haggling over price?
    "You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."

    "Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."

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    • Blueintheface
      Senior Member
      • Sep 2009
      • 15382

      #1262
      Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
      $7,000 a week is not a bad gig.
      I watched the last episode of Hard Knocks and heard that amount. Not a bad gig at all. I literally thought practice squad would be a small stipend and little more.
      "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

      "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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      • old_gregg
        scaly man fish
        • Nov 2009
        • 16915

        #1263
        Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
        I watched the last episode of Hard Knocks and heard that amount. Not a bad gig at all. I literally thought practice squad would be a small stipend and little more.
        $7k is a small stipend
        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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        • SCcoug
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 7625

          #1264
          Originally posted by hostile View Post
          So we've established what you are and now we're just haggling over price?
          I've never thought of falafel as an NFL practice squad QB.

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          • Blueintheface
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 15382

            #1265
            Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
            $7k is a small stipend
            Not all of us can roll as hard as you, OG.
            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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            • falafel
              loves to talk on things
              • Mar 2009
              • 38037

              #1266
              Originally posted by hostile View Post
              So we've established what you are and now we're just haggling over price?
              A Utah degree hangs on my wall (metaphorically), so I might as well get paid.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • falafel
                loves to talk on things
                • Mar 2009
                • 38037

                #1267
                Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                I've never thought of falafel as an NFL practice squad QB.
                Most people thought the same about Jake Heaps, yet there he is!
                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                Dig your own grave, and save!

                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                • lambdacoug
                  Junior Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 3981

                  #1268
                  Originally posted by The_Douger View Post
                  I always liked the kid, but I'm shocked he got an NFL shot, let alone made a practice squad.


                  He's always been All-American practice squad.
                  Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                  - Howard Aiken

                  Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                  - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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                  • smokymountainrain
                    Impressive Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 22593

                    #1269
                    Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                    I've never thought of falafel as an NFL practice squad QB.
                    We're talking about practice. that's all i've ever thought of him as. doesn't matter the level, either way, he doesn't have to worry about getting hit.
                    I'm like LeBron James.
                    -mpfunk

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                    • cougjunkie
                      *Banned*
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 23223

                      #1270
                      Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                      I watched the last episode of Hard Knocks and heard that amount. Not a bad gig at all. I literally thought practice squad would be a small stipend and little more.
                      7,000 a week plus guaranteed playoff shares (you know Seattle is making the playoffs). Jeaps could pull in a cool $150k for 16-20 weeks of work.
                      *Banned*

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                      • SCcoug
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 7625

                        #1271
                        Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post
                        We're talking about practice. that's all i've ever thought of him as. doesn't matter the level, either way, he doesn't have to worry about getting hit.
                        Sure but falafel seems like more of a kicker at best.

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                        • smokymountainrain
                          Impressive Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22593

                          #1272
                          Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                          Sure but falafel seems like more of a kicker at best.
                          The lesson as always, I'm an idiot.
                          I'm like LeBron James.
                          -mpfunk

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21215

                            #1273
                            Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                            7,000 a week plus guaranteed playoff shares (you know Seattle is making the playoffs). Jeaps could pull in a cool $150k for 16-20 weeks of work.
                            Should be a good start to recouping the costs of all the camps and 1-on-1 coaching his parent(s) paid for.
                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                            • cougjunkie
                              *Banned*
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 23223

                              #1274
                              Seahawks sign Heaps again. Dude has received more chances than anyone I have ever seen.


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                              *Banned*

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                              • Flystripper
                                Degenerate Gambler
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 14136

                                #1275
                                Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                                Seahawks sign Heaps again. Dude has received more chances than anyone I have ever seen.


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