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So we've established what you are and now we're just haggling over price?"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
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I watched the last episode of Hard Knocks and heard that amount. Not a bad gig at all. I literally thought practice squad would be a small stipend and little more.Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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$7k is a small stipendOriginally posted by Blueintheface View PostTe Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.Comment
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I've never thought of falafel as an NFL practice squad QB.Originally posted by hostile View Post
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Not all of us can roll as hard as you, OG.Originally posted by old_gregg View Post"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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A Utah degree hangs on my wall (metaphorically), so I might as well get paid.Originally posted by hostile View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
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Most people thought the same about Jake Heaps, yet there he is!Originally posted by SCcoug View PostI've never thought of falafel as an NFL practice squad QB.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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We're talking about practice. that's all i've ever thought of him as. doesn't matter the level, either way, he doesn't have to worry about getting hit.Originally posted by SCcoug View PostI've never thought of falafel as an NFL practice squad QB.I'm like LeBron James.
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7,000 a week plus guaranteed playoff shares (you know Seattle is making the playoffs). Jeaps could pull in a cool $150k for 16-20 weeks of work.Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post*Banned*Comment
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Sure but falafel seems like more of a kicker at best.Originally posted by smokymountainrain View PostComment
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The lesson as always, I'm an idiot.Originally posted by SCcoug View PostI'm like LeBron James.
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Should be a good start to recouping the costs of all the camps and 1-on-1 coaching his parent(s) paid for.Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Seahawks sign Heaps again. Dude has received more chances than anyone I have ever seen.
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