Ryan Kessman resurfaces...........

[Pheidippides]

LOL.. that was great. Kessman is a grade A jackass. He must have been a joy in Provo. How did Hans Olsen get that gig?

He's almost as much of a jackass as he is a tub of lard. Good hell, I didn't look that fat when I was at 250.

[The Wankster]

That was a beat down of epic proportions, and the douche sausage was too funny.

[ewth8tr]

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[BigPiney]

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=4512192

would be so funny if true. sadly it is most likely not.

[cougjunkie]

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That is awesome. First of all if it was scripted then he would not need to get to 240 pounds. If it was a true sanctioned fight he also would not need to reach 240 pounds as the heavyweight division is anything over 205. The kid is an idiot and I do think its funny that he went to CB to post.

[il Padrino Ute]

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It was scripted, eh?

Well, I'll give Kessman kudos for really acting like that kick to the midsection hurt him. It was so realistic that I would have never thought he faked it.

Of course, Kessman should be grateful that it was scripted, as I get the feeling had they really been allowed to fight, he would have really had his hind end handed to him.

In his defense, I'd probably try to save face too.

[LiveCoug]

I believe him that it was scripted. That makes sense. But his whole shtick about going down in the second round cause that's what he was told to do is hilarious. He was still trying to claim that he could have taken the MMA dude, but only didn't do it because he had to follow the script. That's funny. The whole storyline of the show being scripted, I believe.

[ewth8tr]

I believe him that it was scripted. That makes sense. But his whole shtick about going down in the second round cause that's what he was told to do is hilarious. He was still trying to claim that he could have taken the MMA dude, but only didn't do it because he had to follow the script. That's funny. The whole storyline of the show being scripted, I believe.

The part I do not believe was scripted was him being a douche sausage. That was real.