Need help; willing to pay

[Levin]

Could someone please summarize the primary points of the 4,401 posts in the Big 12 Expansion Groundswell thread?

Please start a new thread for each of the primary points.

And also please identify the 10 or 20 wittiest posts.

I'll pay $20 an hour.

Thanks you guys!

Whoever does this should look into getting a job at Lexis or WestLaw.

[creekster]

Hey, this should NOT be in a new thread. You already started a thread whining about it. Stop it! Stop it NOW or else the likes of me will engage in a ruthless pattern of cultural enforcement that will result in barriers to entry to this site, and surely you don't want THAT on your conscience.

NO NEW THREAD HERE PEOPLE. NOTHING TO SEE. MOVE ALONG.

[San Juan Sun]

Hey, this should NOT be in a new thread. You already started a thread whining about it. Stop it! Stop it NOW or else the likes of me will engage in a ruthless pattern of cultural enforcement that will result in barriers to entry to this site, and surely you don't want THAT on your conscience.

NO NEW THREAD HERE PEOPLE. NOTHING TO SEE. MOVE ALONG.

I reserve my right to litigate against the tortuous interference this thread may provide.

[Uncle Ted]

Could someone please summarize the primary points of the 4,401 posts in the Big 12 Expansion Groundswell thread?

Please start a new thread for each of the primary points.

And also please identify the 10 or 20 wittiest posts.

I'll pay $20 an hour.

Thanks you guys!

Whoever does this should look into getting a job at Lexis or WestLaw.

Just filter for Uncle Ted's posts and you should be good.

[jay santos]

Wittiest: Babs and DDD

[Levin]

Wittiest: Babs and DDD

Agreed they're witty, but Babs is a little too self-aware, as if all her jokes are made with that knowing look that diminishes the laugh-factor. DDD also has some real lol zingers, but the arrogance gets in the way quite a bit. But agreed they're both good for a few laughs, but not worth going through 4000 posts to find the few lols.

[creekster]

Agreed they're witty, but Babs is a little too self-aware, as if all her jokes are made with that knowing look that diminishes the laugh-factor. DDD also has some real lol zingers, but the arrogance gets in the way quite a bit. But agreed they're both good for a few laughs, but not worth going through 4000 posts to find the few lols.

Wait, isn't this a new topic? Shouldn't this be a new thread? How could I find this if I wanted to learn about your opinion of Babs' self awareness? A little consistency please. You are making it very hard for the likes of me to enforce our culturally rigid standards.

[Jarid in Cedar]

My rate is $125 an hour

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[Eddie]

My rate is $125 an hour

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Oh - I'll do it for $20 an hour.

I figure I can hire one of my kids to do it for $10, and as management I take the other $10 for providing the computer and internet.

In all honesty - I might get one of the kids to do it for $5. I mean, what kid doesn't want to get paid to sit at the computer?

[Levin]

Wait, isn't this a new topic? Shouldn't this be a new thread? How could I find this if I wanted to learn about your opinion of Babs' self awareness? A little consistency please. You are making it very hard for the likes of me to enforce our culturally rigid standards.

A few aside postings would seem to be okay. This is at 8 posts, approximately 4,200 fewer posts than The Blob. Hopefully trying to grasp a rule of reasonableness doesn't discombobulate your apparent need for rigidity.

[creekster]

A few aside postings would seem to be okay. This is at 8 posts, approximately 4,200 fewer posts than The Blob. Hopefully trying to grasp a rule of reasonableness doesn't discombobulate your apparent need for rigidity.

My needs are rarely discombobulated, but thanks for your concern! Should you choose to discuss any more of my needs or the needs of the likes of me, please do so in a new thread, so we can test out your theories. The last thing I would want is for my needs to create barriers to participation!

[Babs]

Hey, this should NOT be in a new thread. You already started a thread whining about it. Stop it! Stop it NOW or else the likes of me will engage in a ruthless pattern of cultural enforcement that will result in barriers to entry to this site, and surely you don't want THAT on your conscience.

NO NEW THREAD HERE PEOPLE. NOTHING TO SEE. MOVE ALONG.

relentless. RELENTLESS!

[jay santos]

If you're still paying and want to find out who wrote the most cranky, authoritarian, ark-steadying posts: that would be Creek.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Agreed they're witty, but Babs is a little too self-aware, as if all her jokes are made with that knowing look that diminishes the laugh-factor. DDD also has some real lol zingers, but the arrogance gets in the way quite a bit. But agreed they're both good for a few laughs, but not worth going through 4000 posts to find the few lols.

Irony alert.

[creekster]

If you're still paying and want to find out who wrote the most cranky, authoritarian, ark-steadying posts: that would be Creek.

Well, me and the likes of me, I think.