BYU's Home Opener Just Got A Little Bit Easier....

[TripletDaddy]

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/9170116/Parker-dismissed-from-Florida-State-after-3rd-arrest

Now if we could only figure out a way for a few of their other skill position players to get busted over the next few months......

[SipiTau]

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/9...ter-3rd-arrest

Now if we could only figure out a way for a few of their other skill position players to get busted over the next few months......

Not to worry, the elevation/altitude will take care of the rest!

[Hot Lunch]

Now if we could just get Bronco to stop running a "Prevent Defense" the entire game BYU might be alright.

[Babs]

Ah, looking past Oklahoma, are we? This gets better all the time.

[TripletDaddy]

Ah, looking past Oklahoma, are we? This gets better all the time.

I'm not even sure the BLUE RIVER SHOOOUT qualifies as an actual "game" given that most of BYU's starters will already be resting with game in hand by the 3rd quarter. It will be nice for our second and third string to get some experience with a scrappy Oklahoma team.

[UteStar]

It is a sad commentary on our society when they kick you off the football team after only 3 arrests. Sheesh, they run a tight ship at FSU.

[Babs]

I'm not even sure the BLUE RIVER SHOOOUT qualifies as an actual "game" given that most of BYU's starters will already be resting with game in hand by the 3rd quarter. It will be nice for our second and third string to get some experience with a scrappy Oklahoma team.

That's true. Most of our opponents do pull their starters once they're down by four touchdowns.

[Babs]

It is a sad commentary on our society when they kick you off the football team after only 3 arrests. Sheesh, they run a tight ship at FSU.

There's only a couple of programs we can count on to keep us looking respectable by comparison. I hope Bowden finds a way to stick around a long while.

[TripletDaddy]

That's true. Most of our opponents do pull their starters once they're down by four touchdowns.

Nice try. I already pre-empted your predictable sassiness with the phrase "game in hand."

I used to think you were hot but lately you have been making a lot of mental gaffes. It is kind of a turn off.

[Babs]

Nice try. I already pre-empted your predictable sassiness with the phrase "game in hand."

Oh, the game will totally be in hand. For the team in crimson.

I used to think you were hot but lately you have been making a lot of mental gaffes. It is kind of a turn off.

I do wish I could reach elite levels of hotness with formidable intellectual prowess, but alas, such is not my lot. Why do you think I resort to tank tops and short shorts?

I just wish society could move past the point where we only appreciate women for their minds.

[TripletDaddy]

Oh, the game will totally be in hand. For the team in crimson.

Good point. The Utes should simultaneously be doing very well against Utah State.

[Babs]

Good point. The Utes should simultaneously be doing very well against Utah State.

If I were a Cougar fan, I'd try to forget about my own game, too.

[TripletDaddy]

If I were a Cougar fan, I'd try to forget about my own game, too.

Given that the Sooners couldn't beat the Ducks, it is no wonder that you have resorted to teasing Washington State.

[RobinFinderson]

*sigh*

Such repartee! Oh, to be trapped on a desert island with the two of you...

[Babs]

*sigh*

Such repartee! Oh, to be trapped on a desert island with the two of you...

I'm pretty sure I know who's getting thrown to the sharks first. How fast can you swim?