better read in a German accent!
I miss the old internet glory days of Utefans.net at its pinnacle. Unlike my favorite chubby blonde and favorite rapper, who happens to be a perfect doppledanger for "SCOTT" Dr Evil's non quasi-evil son, and Andrew Bernard I recognize the good old days as they are happening. These are the good old days-what a time to be alive! There is a part of me who wonders if the ever merciful Creator brought my old friend and cyber pal, Commie Crimson, home to His bosom, I do hope it is a large bosom, in order to prevent Commie Crim from having to live through my good old days. Up there in the sky I imagine a very fit Commie Crim, Blood Simplex and Hod Sanders enjoying a shirtless BBQ until Kalani Sitake starts dancing post game- then their collective shit hits the fan. So yes my friends-the Almighty loves even Utefans and will spare them the ignominy of having to shave themselves in uncomfortable locations as they beg the aggressors to just be gentle. 3 in a row in football since BYU was informed the resources delta between Utah and BYU was coming to an end! This augmented by the Church decision makers allowing BYU sports to be financially unleashed and I think it tender the Almighty brought my Commie comrade home so he could forego the misery of watching Nephi from Lehi enjoying these moments. Rise and Shout! BYU has built the gameday experience into a phenomenal experience for all involved!
I often opine on the great blessing of Utah and BYU football to the people of this region. The west is losing its preference for good football. This is why the PAC self-destructed. Uncle Phil's money keeps Oregon elite but SC, Washington, Bay Area schools programs continue to wane, IMO. I believe this slow slouch to football Gomorrah has subtly been going on for sometime. But not in the Beehive State-the only western state of any consequence that still cares about football and we have 2 really good programs-just to the chagrin of my half-nekid eternal friends above their beloved Utes are falling into their paradisiacal state as #2 on the depth chart. God Bless the great legacy of Lavel Edwards! It was a great game between two very good college football teams. Kyle made some poor decisions on 4th down-I wonder if the analytics change when you eliminate all the non top 25 teams, but God bless him for his decision making. He may have been handed back and forth like a pack of menthols by Eric Dickerson and Craig James-but he will always be Fred SR's slightly assholeish son to me. I know it is perverse but knowing the personality type it gives me some petty joy to know he will spend eternity stewing in his own bowl of rivalry frustration discovers when he should have bailed at halftime of Ute Rose Bowl II at a minimum. My favorite BYU QBs continue to be Catholics and Kalani Sitake is surpassing any reasonable expectations I had when he was hired.
Some tough games to go and I don't think we are good enough to go undefeated but I believe we are good enough to be Iowa State this Saturday in Ames.
Still on board Brethren!
I miss the old internet glory days of Utefans.net at its pinnacle. Unlike my favorite chubby blonde and favorite rapper, who happens to be a perfect doppledanger for "SCOTT" Dr Evil's non quasi-evil son, and Andrew Bernard I recognize the good old days as they are happening. These are the good old days-what a time to be alive! There is a part of me who wonders if the ever merciful Creator brought my old friend and cyber pal, Commie Crimson, home to His bosom, I do hope it is a large bosom, in order to prevent Commie Crim from having to live through my good old days. Up there in the sky I imagine a very fit Commie Crim, Blood Simplex and Hod Sanders enjoying a shirtless BBQ until Kalani Sitake starts dancing post game- then their collective shit hits the fan. So yes my friends-the Almighty loves even Utefans and will spare them the ignominy of having to shave themselves in uncomfortable locations as they beg the aggressors to just be gentle. 3 in a row in football since BYU was informed the resources delta between Utah and BYU was coming to an end! This augmented by the Church decision makers allowing BYU sports to be financially unleashed and I think it tender the Almighty brought my Commie comrade home so he could forego the misery of watching Nephi from Lehi enjoying these moments. Rise and Shout! BYU has built the gameday experience into a phenomenal experience for all involved!
I often opine on the great blessing of Utah and BYU football to the people of this region. The west is losing its preference for good football. This is why the PAC self-destructed. Uncle Phil's money keeps Oregon elite but SC, Washington, Bay Area schools programs continue to wane, IMO. I believe this slow slouch to football Gomorrah has subtly been going on for sometime. But not in the Beehive State-the only western state of any consequence that still cares about football and we have 2 really good programs-just to the chagrin of my half-nekid eternal friends above their beloved Utes are falling into their paradisiacal state as #2 on the depth chart. God Bless the great legacy of Lavel Edwards! It was a great game between two very good college football teams. Kyle made some poor decisions on 4th down-I wonder if the analytics change when you eliminate all the non top 25 teams, but God bless him for his decision making. He may have been handed back and forth like a pack of menthols by Eric Dickerson and Craig James-but he will always be Fred SR's slightly assholeish son to me. I know it is perverse but knowing the personality type it gives me some petty joy to know he will spend eternity stewing in his own bowl of rivalry frustration discovers when he should have bailed at halftime of Ute Rose Bowl II at a minimum. My favorite BYU QBs continue to be Catholics and Kalani Sitake is surpassing any reasonable expectations I had when he was hired.
Some tough games to go and I don't think we are good enough to go undefeated but I believe we are good enough to be Iowa State this Saturday in Ames.
Still on board Brethren!
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