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"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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https://www.sltrib.com/sports/utah-u...ll-coach-kyle/
Whittingham says he is in the transfer portal. Does this mean he got forced out?
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absolutely.Originally posted by BigPiney View Posthttps://www.sltrib.com/sports/utah-u...ll-coach-kyle/
Whittingham says he is in the transfer portal. Does this mean he got forced out?
I think he decided he, again, wasn't quite ready to leave and hand the reigns over to Scalley. But Utah was ready.
This comment was pretty funny though:
10% over 20 years would be negative 100%. Kind of like Trump's reduction of drug prices.“I don’t want to overstay my welcome,” he said. “Somebody once told me that every year that goes by when you’re a coach, 10% of the fan base starts to hate you. So after 20 years ... it was a good run.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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In the quote I heard, he followed it up with something like "so now they probably hate my kids and grandkids"Originally posted by falafel View Post
10% over 20 years would be negative 100%. Kind of like Trump's reduction of drug prices."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Are they really paying Scalley $5 million? That seems kind of crazy for someone with no head coaching experience.Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post
According to Gemini:
Key Contract Details on Retirement (Based on May 2025 Amendment):- Post-Coaching Role: A two-year term as Special Assistant to the AD, starting when he retires.
- Salary: $3.45 million per year for the special assistant role.
- Duties: Provide consulting, attend events, fundraising, and donor meetings.
- Lump Sum: A payment upon retirement calculated from his remaining salary and other agreements, minus a set amount.
- Succession Plan: Defensive Coordinator Morgan Scalley is the designated "head coach in waiting," set to make $5 million in his first year as head coach.
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Originally posted by falafel View Post
absolutely.
I think he decided he, again, wasn't quite ready to leave and hand the reigns over to Scalley. But Utah was ready.
This comment was pretty funny though:
10% over 20 years would be negative 100%. Kind of like Trump's reduction of drug prices.Kyle telling sacrament meeting jokes. FYI, this is a spin on the old joke about Bishops. "Every year 20% of the ward decides they hate the bishop. This is why bishops are released after 5 years" (I didn't say it was a funny joke.)Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
In the quote I heard, he followed it up with something like "so now they probably hate my kids and grandkids"Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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I do remember hearing that Kyle had served in a bishopric, if not as bishop. I bet the youth hated getting Brother Whitt for TR interviews because he had to hold them all accountable.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
Kyle telling sacrament meeting jokes. FYI, this is a spin on the old joke about Bishops. "Every year 20% of the ward decides they hate the bishop. This is why bishops are released after 5 years" (I didn't say it was a funny joke.)Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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As far as I know he's never been a bishop. However, he was on the stake high council.Originally posted by falafel View Post
I do remember hearing that Kyle had served in a bishopric, if not as bishop. I bet the youth hated getting Brother Whitt for TR interviews because he had to hold them all accountable.
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Originally posted by falafel View Post
I do remember hearing that Kyle had served in a bishopric, if not as bishop. I bet the youth hated getting Brother Whitt for TR interviews because he had to hold them all accountable.
I got your joke"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

I got your joke
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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He's allowed to get my jokes.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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banana Joe Glenn also gets your joke.Originally posted by falafel View Post
He's allowed to get my jokes.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Joe's was a 1 finger salute, but I take your point. Explaining the joke always helps.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
banana Joe Glenn also gets your joke.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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