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  • https://x.com/lindseyyok/status/2000...542461824?s=20

    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    • https://www.sltrib.com/sports/utah-u...ll-coach-kyle/

      Whittingham says he is in the transfer portal. Does this mean he got forced out?

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      • Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
        https://www.sltrib.com/sports/utah-u...ll-coach-kyle/

        Whittingham says he is in the transfer portal. Does this mean he got forced out?
        absolutely.

        I think he decided he, again, wasn't quite ready to leave and hand the reigns over to Scalley. But Utah was ready.

        This comment was pretty funny though:

        “I don’t want to overstay my welcome,” he said. “Somebody once told me that every year that goes by when you’re a coach, 10% of the fan base starts to hate you. So after 20 years ... it was a good run.
        10% over 20 years would be negative 100%. Kind of like Trump's reduction of drug prices.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Originally posted by falafel View Post

          10% over 20 years would be negative 100%. Kind of like Trump's reduction of drug prices.
          In the quote I heard, he followed it up with something like "so now they probably hate my kids and grandkids"
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • Originally posted by chrisrenrut View Post

            According to Gemini:


            Key Contract Details on Retirement (Based on May 2025 Amendment):
            • Post-Coaching Role: A two-year term as Special Assistant to the AD, starting when he retires.
            • Salary: $3.45 million per year for the special assistant role.
            • Duties: Provide consulting, attend events, fundraising, and donor meetings.
            • Lump Sum: A payment upon retirement calculated from his remaining salary and other agreements, minus a set amount.
            • Succession Plan: Defensive Coordinator Morgan Scalley is the designated "head coach in waiting," set to make $5 million in his first year as head coach.
            Are they really paying Scalley $5 million? That seems kind of crazy for someone with no head coaching experience.

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            • TCU's Josh Hoover enters the portal. Can you imagine that gut punch for TCU fans?

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              • Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
                TCU's Josh Hoover enters the portal. Can you imagine that gut punch for TCU fans?
                They must be furry-ous.
                Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                • Originally posted by falafel View Post

                  absolutely.

                  I think he decided he, again, wasn't quite ready to leave and hand the reigns over to Scalley. But Utah was ready.

                  This comment was pretty funny though:



                  10% over 20 years would be negative 100%. Kind of like Trump's reduction of drug prices.
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                  In the quote I heard, he followed it up with something like "so now they probably hate my kids and grandkids"
                  Kyle telling sacrament meeting jokes. FYI, this is a spin on the old joke about Bishops. "Every year 20% of the ward decides they hate the bishop. This is why bishops are released after 5 years" (I didn't say it was a funny joke.)
                  Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                  There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                  • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post



                    Kyle telling sacrament meeting jokes. FYI, this is a spin on the old joke about Bishops. "Every year 20% of the ward decides they hate the bishop. This is why bishops are released after 5 years" (I didn't say it was a funny joke.)
                    I do remember hearing that Kyle had served in a bishopric, if not as bishop. I bet the youth hated getting Brother Whitt for TR interviews because he had to hold them all accountable.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • Originally posted by falafel View Post

                      I do remember hearing that Kyle had served in a bishopric, if not as bishop. I bet the youth hated getting Brother Whitt for TR interviews because he had to hold them all accountable.
                      As far as I know he's never been a bishop. However, he was on the stake high council.

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                      • Originally posted by falafel View Post

                        I do remember hearing that Kyle had served in a bishopric, if not as bishop. I bet the youth hated getting Brother Whitt for TR interviews because he had to hold them all accountable.


                        I got your joke
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post



                          I got your joke
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

                            He's allowed to get my jokes.
                            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                            Dig your own grave, and save!

                            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                            • Originally posted by falafel View Post

                              He's allowed to get my jokes.
                              banana Joe Glenn also gets your joke.
                              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • Originally posted by Donuthole View Post

                                banana Joe Glenn also gets your joke.
                                Joe's was a 1 finger salute, but I take your point. Explaining the joke always helps.
                                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                Dig your own grave, and save!

                                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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