Nice QB recruit, Utes

[LA Ute]

LA's smack is the greatest. Its like the smack you would expect to hear from Santa Claus.

I am the guy on the left:

You like to talk smack about the stupidest stuff.

See, this is what happens when I try to engage in light-hearted banter with you guys. You get all huffy about it and suck all the fun out of the room.

Bunch of warthog-faced buffoons.

[YOhio]

Unfortunately your sarcasm meter doesn't appear to be up to spec.

That's long been a problem of mine.

[YOhio]

See, this is what happens when I try to engage in light-hearted banter with you guys. You get all huffy about it and suck all the fun out of the room.

Bunch of warthog-faced buffoons.

I'm still having fun!

[Blueintheface]

I'm not saying I want to build a summer home on CUF but the trees are actually quite lovely.

[SeattleUte]

I have a growing feeling this incident means Tyler Shreve will be the sourge of BYU. Oh the irony! I can hear Hallelujah now saying the Utes have a coach beater at the helm.

[LA Ute]

I have a growing feeling this incident means Tyler Shreve will be the sourge of BYU. Oh the irony! I can hear Hallelujah now saying the Utes have a coach beater at the helm.

By the way, you are likely the only guy here who recognizes the man in my avatar.

[SeattleUte]

By the way, you are likely the only guy here who recognizes the man in my avatar.

Seriously? I bet Mr. Crimson does. (You've heard my story about lunch with him when I was a kid I assume.)

[Blueintheface]

I have a growing feeling this incident means Tyler Shreve will be the sourge of BYU. Oh the irony! I can hear Hallelujah now saying the Utes have a coach beater at the helm.

I have a growing feeling he never steps foot on campus next spring. Sounds like the kid's got a legit shot at a baseball career.

[hostile]

By the way, you are likely the only guy here who recognizes the man in my avatar.

Not true. My dad played for him for 4 years. I met him when he was considerably older than in your photo. I think you should keep it as your permanent avatar.

[il Padrino Ute]

By the way, you are likely the only guy here who recognizes the man in my avatar.

jack gardner?

[LA Ute]

Seriously? I bet Mr. Crimson does. (You've heard my story about lunch with him when I was a kid I assume.)

Yep. I finally got to meet him at the Final Four in 1998 - the evening of the final game against Kentucky. It was quite an emotional moment to see him there.

jack gardner?

The one and only!

[hostile]

Yep. I finally got to meet him at the Final Four in 1998 - the evening of the final game against Kentucky. It was quite an emotional moment to see him there.

I met him with my dad in Anaheim that same year at the sweet 16. It was one of the highlights of that entire post season.

[Katy Lied]

Serious question for the lawyers out there: Could the coach (who was assaulted by Shreve) wait and see if he gets drafted, and then sue him for damages? Presumably Shreve will get some sort of signing bonus or contract.

[All-American]

Serious question for the lawyers out there: Could the coach (who was assaulted by Shreve) wait and see if he gets drafted, and then sue him for damages? Presumably Shreve will get some sort of signing bonus or contract.

I'm sure there's some statute of limitations on battery, but I would think it would be at least a year.

[BoylenOver]

You Big Yellow Underwear fans can mock, but we're headlining a story on Yahoo's primary CFB blog:

Headlinin': Will no one curb the lawless infamy of ... Utah football?

A Utah recruit slugs his baseball coach after being cut from the team, is expelled from high school, and for the moment is still hanging on to his football scholarship offer from the Utes. This is irrefutable proof that Kyle Whittingham is ready to helm a Big Six program.

I totally agree.