Last time a BYU player ejaculated?

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  • SeattleUte
    Faith crisis consultant
    • Nov 2008
    • 20837

    #1

    Last time a BYU player ejaculated?

    The married ones all have babies and overwrought wives, and MikeWaters said ejaculating is against the HC if you're not married.
    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

    --Jonathan Swift
  • Hot Lunch
    Out of Office
    • Nov 2008
    • 7842

    #2
    Really? Come on SU, you can do better work than this.
    "Take it to the Bank"

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    • John McClain
      Comfortably Numb
      • Dec 2009
      • 1012

      #3
      When's the last time a Utah player reached puberty? (One good troll deserves another).
      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
      Albert Einstein

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      • SeattleUte
        Faith crisis consultant
        • Nov 2008
        • 20837

        #4
        Originally posted by Hot Lunch View Post
        Really? Come on SU, you can do better work than this.
        Somebody asked me to do this. Friends before honor. Isn't that what Bronco says?
        When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

        --Jonathan Swift

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        • Donuthole
          Official Outgayer
          • Nov 2008
          • 25298

          #5
          lol. SU probably doesn't even get why this is so funny. Yet.
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • Art Vandelay
            Striving for mediocrity
            • Jul 2009
            • 10516

            #6
            Winner winner chicken dinner...for ME! There is one of Wuap's famous hidden messages at the bottom of my post.

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            • SeattleUte
              Faith crisis consultant
              • Nov 2008
              • 20837

              #7
              Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
              Winner winner chicken dinner...for ME! There is one of Wuap's famous hidden messages at the bottom of my post.
              I accidentally put it in the football forum, which confused HL. He's not interested in baseball.
              When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

              --Jonathan Swift

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              • old_gregg
                scaly man fish
                • Nov 2009
                • 16915

                #8
                this thread:

                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                • Hot Lunch
                  Out of Office
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 7842

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                  I accidentally put it in the football forum, which confused HL. He's not interested in baseball.
                  What do you mean I am not interested in baseball?
                  "Take it to the Bank"

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                  • old_gregg
                    scaly man fish
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 16915

                    #10
                    TOUCHDOWN, LAKERS!
                    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                    • SeattleUte
                      Faith crisis consultant
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 20837

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Hot Lunch View Post
                      What do you mean I am not interested in baseball?
                      Oops, meant basketball.

                      A moderator must have changed it.
                      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                      --Jonathan Swift

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69811

                        #12
                        Boo.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • myboynoah
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 21719

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                          Winner winner chicken dinner...for ME! There is one of Wuap's famous hidden messages at the bottom of my post.
                          Hey, that's pretty good. You're like some kind of a prophet for something.
                          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                          • New Mexican Disaster
                            Suomalainen
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 4549

                            #14
                            I admit I snickered when I saw the title. I am immature.

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